Religious people be like :The bible is the absolute truth, up to the point where I don't agree with

A thought provoking chart. Who knew they were interrelated professions?

Normal business

"Why the hell did you guys come if you're not even gonna watch the games? Shut up already."

It's gotta be a word!

When you think you have to fart but it's a shart and you stop it just in time

Women Vs Men

Open your eyes people, alderaan shot first!

So I've taken a liking to speedrunning games, so pretty much this.

''Dolls'r'us''

What is your favorite element?

Explains why she's now an Anal Evangelist

Idk will it?

Women's magazines

They say its still burnin

"Damn Billy that burger sure looks good"

Good ol' simpsons

Mother in law asked us over for dinner third time this week

Don't watch this tape

49% hornets is my maximum

Shut Up, Mike.

Welp, hope you guys could relate to this. Because I can't -Jabba the Hutt

Black guy pranking his dad

Respect Gets Respect

Damn Canadians and their Freemium games

Thug Life ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐

4chan cookie

most tolerance of all

Oh Amelia, you dumb ***

Guys, we did it

Badass Of The Year

Autofocus

We all know she gonna shoot herself at the end

Something is not right

The solar eclipse from England

The Doggy Debate

Most of us today.

I like that one guy, his name is Dick

Titan is mentally visiting another planet.

When people ask why im so retarded

Big black *** scares a brunette ***

mfw I realize that I'm on an imaginary bike

Me trying to go on a kill streak

Accurate.

What Putin did during his recent 'disappearance'

I hate that I can relate to this

Macfag being dumb

I'M NOT THE ***ING CRICKET FRANK!

Moutainjewz

You're doing God's work, Facebook Related Content Algorithm.

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

And that´s it for the workout this month

People in the UK trying to watch the eclipse this morning.

And the door has won

Europeans Today

Another night alone in the cold

I.. I can't... I just can't..

EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

He knows what he's doing

You have to plan ahead.

mfw I realize that dropping out of school wasn't this of a good idea

Online dating -- Who has it worse?

The entire Harry Potter series in a nutshell.

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail...

Local Hero Rescues Child From Cross Dressing and a Healthy Lifestyle

when they tuch my KFC

Gotta be original nowadayz

The effects of armageddon

Pokemon logic

God has forsaken him

because they did it so many times

It's a fine way to get murdered

Can't beat it, might as well join it!

Very uplifting

The instructions were to bring two photos on a CD...

Who Wore It Better? ISIS or Kebab?

Explaining homosexuality to a 3 year old

Pro rally driver has had no idea what his navigator had been saying for years

The Censor Makes It Look Like His Dick Is Flopping Around All Crazy

Australian Television.

Why do they lie to us

Rules to live by

Trying to get my really tall girlfriend in the mood

hit and miss jokes always hit that spot in my ass

Some people just don't listen

Can't argue with that.

y = -x^3

"Residents are still in a state of utter shock"

pinnacle of technology generation and its people

We're all a little fragile

You have ball cancer

"We gonna bust nuts and rap until we die, or until the bird feeder empties, whatever"

me irl

it's like Mos Eisley Cantina

Drinking Alone

Makes me feel classy

But you shouldn't

Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides - by Debbie Dadey

Payback

Mitt Romney's sons are the Hardly Boys.