Rules to live by

Trying to get my really tall girlfriend in the mood

hit and miss jokes always hit that spot in my ass

Some people just don't listen

Can't argue with that.

y = -x^3

"Residents are still in a state of utter shock"

pinnacle of technology generation and its people

We're all a little fragile

You have ball cancer

"We gonna bust nuts and rap until we die, or until the bird feeder empties, whatever"

me irl

it's like Mos Eisley Cantina

Drinking Alone

Makes me feel classy

But you shouldn't

Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides - by Debbie Dadey

Payback

Mitt Romney's sons are the Hardly Boys.

University of North Texas mug

The difference between hugelol and hiddenlol...

Clever girl

wikihow gets it right

LoL in real life

Egyptian improvements

This guy is a ***ing legend

Classical art is full of beauty and emotion

Close enough.

Shrek had also 3 sequels

"Sometimes we even finish each other's—"

We all know what he was smoking

Getting a job in a nutshell

just as i thought

I knew the walls have ears, but this..

I wonder why...

miek y u du dis u maek me cri

Who need A man when you have Amen

console gamer using mouse vs PC gamer using controller

Walter Black

Don't see the downside....

Well thanks for clearing that up, Dan

Los Power Juangers

Rules

Playing RPGs

He Could Not

Tragically, he forgot the floor was lava.

Cannibalism on St. Patrick's Day

The Tower Rangers

A good way to dispose of it.

Playing table tennis against my little brother

Greece just declered they want cost of repair from WWII

When all the good sites are blocked

Identical twins

I hope mods arent offendend again

Preach it, Sister!

justnignogthings

Brutal

Pikachu the one in the group that does all the work.

So there you are, you damn ***

The fight was not in vain

A good way to budget early for Xmas

When the teacher doesn't get the homework for which you didn't sleep

usually red

pay debts you fools

Rekt

breaking the 4th wall

"now let me tell you a horror story"

Things Drake do

I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse, with a bunch of villagers carrying torches

You wouldn't download a car.

Why Buzzfeed is the worst

Great plan, Bats !

Maybe he was Hammered

Giggity

Someone, somewhere, is still making VHS tapes

Take what you got and pray for the best

Well that deescalated quickly

Yeah, like this is the worst thing you could do while drunk...

Trying to fall asleep

Lunch just got awkward

And now you want the double wide trailer AND the pick up! No way!

Some people really hate winter

MC Haw King

Bet he's happy he doesn't eat cows...

1:7 Never forget

typical french reflex

Spongebob in the streets, Spongegar in the sheets

Well, ***.

2. Worldwar

Noneya Beeswax

The cops ain't takin my crops

We appreciate the effort, though.

Insidejob simulator: 1963

Would you post a photo of you in bra :D

its funny cause its true

The Roast of Justin Bieber

watch the trap

>would be funny too watch

Happy St.Patrick's Day

M'ssiah