Tragically, he forgot the floor was lava.

Cannibalism on St. Patrick's Day

The Tower Rangers

A good way to dispose of it.

Playing table tennis against my little brother

Greece just declered they want cost of repair from WWII

When all the good sites are blocked

Identical twins

I hope mods arent offendend again

Preach it, Sister!

justnignogthings

Brutal

Pikachu the one in the group that does all the work.

So there you are, you damn ***

The fight was not in vain

A good way to budget early for Xmas

When the teacher doesn't get the homework for which you didn't sleep

usually red

pay debts you fools

Rekt

breaking the 4th wall

"now let me tell you a horror story"

Things Drake do

I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse, with a bunch of villagers carrying torches

You wouldn't download a car.

Why Buzzfeed is the worst

Great plan, Bats !

Maybe he was Hammered

Giggity

Someone, somewhere, is still making VHS tapes

Take what you got and pray for the best

Well that deescalated quickly

Yeah, like this is the worst thing you could do while drunk...

Trying to fall asleep

Lunch just got awkward

And now you want the double wide trailer AND the pick up! No way!

Some people really hate winter

MC Haw King

Bet he's happy he doesn't eat cows...

1:7 Never forget

typical french reflex

Spongebob in the streets, Spongegar in the sheets

Well, ***.

2. Worldwar

Noneya Beeswax

The cops ain't takin my crops

We appreciate the effort, though.

Insidejob simulator: 1963

Would you post a photo of you in bra :D

its funny cause its true

The Roast of Justin Bieber

watch the trap

>would be funny too watch

Happy St.Patrick's Day

M'ssiah

Worth it.

North Korea Best Korea

Marcin Gortat during interview

Hong Kong is asking the tough questions

Jew Jew m***er

Oh, Grandma

RPG dilemma: My new armor gives me slightly higher defence, but my old armor looks cooler.

Good ol' bathroom stall humor in the philosophy department.

I’m Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane - by Chuck Tingle

Every high school fight

Are you ready to free your mind, Neo?

Don't stare directly at it.

Dammit Martha

Don't judge me human, you're the one who controls the food!

Screw civil war, I'm waiting for this!

leave me aloooooone

I knew it

This was printed in the telegraph this morning. Somebody is in trouble...

You bring a corpse back to life and the first they do is complain! How about a 'thank you'

This is why we don't let them out of the kitchen to much.

TL;DR telemarketers are people too

So you never have to be temporarily classless again!

To be fair, she can be a bit of a ***...

Old toys are terrifying

You can put it in a microwave. Just don't turn it on..

Grandpa you're full of shit

Christians: 1, Atheist: 0

Back when this prank was still effective...

Haha...what!

It was only a matter of time for somebody to do it

Tough... love?

The price of warm food

Frog not giving a shit

thoughts that keep me up at night

The best captcha i've seen

This man's tombstone is a giant middle finger.

The German language at its best

When fans heard about TOOL's progress on the new album

Watching Pawn Stars be like...

Why do the babies get all the love?

Why Franklin?

Travel the world and the seven seas...

When you see it...

The future is here!!

That's all