wat(ermelon)

It will come back any second now... Any second now...

They will do your bidding, Captcha God

A Robot Horror

Making a grocery list after watching the Food Network all weekend is hard.

Little things in life...

Soon enough?

You Wouldn't Steal A Car

#JustArmyThings

Fox News acting its age

You should never do this...

Live each day as though it were your last

Truth about hitler.

He spent the rest of the night complaining how someone spilled beer on him

At least you tried

Seems Legit

This weekend at Ultra Music Festival xD

*sneaks into Westboro Baptist Church while everyone's sleeping*

The Amazing Fortune!

Some people are less sad than others

The ultimate graffitied election poster.

Double mermaid!!!

Oh no!

Pretty much sums it up.

So it does work...

When I argue with creationists.

"I'll hack you"

Music students be like

spring break. circa 1260, A.D.

Catch this if you can!

Pure Evil

Have a heart

That's quite a finale.

That isn't even wrong

Pug Standoff

What a time to be alive

actually an advice

Goldilocks is a homewrecker....

After eating two boxes of Turkish delight

When your girl dumps you and you play it off real smooth

When being a professional street nigga actually pays off.

Well, if it's good enough for her...

He graduated from gangster school

Do you believe?

Just started watching, this scene reminded me of Pokémon for some reason

You started it you finish it!

Parenting

that woman in front has seen too many things

HUMAN Y

the little guys face it pure happiness

"and this is my mayonnaise"

Probably not a total chore

Shirt

every ***ing night

Awkward

Every episode of Family Feud ever

Why didn't i even knew this

KANYE KNOWS WHAT'S UP

Luke from Modern Family is Awesome

Wal-Mart: Hope and Change

Kanye is love, Kanye is life

Confidence is sexy

Can't wait to go to London

Someone graffitied one of our election posters - I'm not even mad

Pull out game is weak

Lets play spot the vegan!

Well? Do you?

Life before google maps

Urban dictionary's top definition of ***

The Pentagon

They should have known

90% of the workforce

French Disney knows the art of trolling

The spirit of immigration

Air Bethlehems

Tryna turn up

Lol I'm Soup

Rowing bike

OPs Unite!

Easy way to check online if your credit card info has been stolen

When you've honestly stopped giving a ***

It's called disappointing your mother

I'd always assumed he has more money than that.

Dwight

After reading this, everything stands out ALOT more.

Greece is not amused

Amerika

The world is full of sickos..

Where did we go wrong?

Why is it only dirty when I do it?

Now that it's out

Found this on the bus this morning

Slytherin.

Carbon Bondage

To bad they don't see me coming at this speed...

How to correctly categorize the butt.

Amazons unintentional pun

This man is...

Raising a spider ain't easy either, though

My plants developed Stockholm syndrome, anyway...