A Lannister always pays his debts.

Here I am

Great work ethic.

I found out why vacuum cleaners are so loud. Any thoughts?

The problem with ownership

The unmistakable smell of bacon lingered for months...

When a mobile game sends you notifications "reminding" you to play

Bad joke mom

soon

yeah I skipped carbs

I'm very lonely

High school libraries

me irl

noitsbecky is back

White people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Obama is the AntChrist.

Did you mistake this for a Bioware game?

When evolution backfires...

HEY HEY, HEY, HEY -- calm down

Troll Level: Master

Arguing with an engineer

Awesome Teacher

That boy ugly af

*** you invisible midget!

Astronaut Barry Wilmore

"You're Welcome."

Powerful women

I might be a little late on this one

Hold the door, I'm coming.

Black smoke rises from the back of FIFA HQ indicating the ceremonial burning of the documents.

Trying to hide your sass when mom is lecturing you

Spacing is important.

Dem eyes

With the "Do you know who I am?" Motto

Looking like trash

The thirst is real

groomer has it

Women Make Up An Excuse NOT To Date

Simple Simon...

ain't nun' to mess with

Everytime I go through old posts

Spammers just aren't trying anymore

When ur broke

Uber is evolving

the things you see...

How to fish: the Australian

29 and 1 dalmatians, mates!

How does this even happen

Half-Life 3 has already been released

Damn illegals.

me irl

Post-apocalyptic Shooters

10/10 flip

No wonder Jews are so ***ed up...

She dont see me

Hetrophobia is a real problem

Before sleeping, you have to harvest your own pillow

When Mexican kids play in the sandbox

Deal with it

Well... fair enough

*** he's drowning

TESCO burns

The Rock is a narc!

How about Mid West?

Well....shit

Apple's secret revealed

Those poor cranberries.

He is a killer !

Make Sepp Blatter go away

Whenever people fight over which manufacturer is better

Worst thing to see before a flight

Implants in dead children

Ass so fresh, it's still twerking

Why do showers always bring out the hypothetical worst in people.

damned Americans

they have been doing it wrong

*** Math

Just in case a cow wanna *** around and get dunked on

Who the hell is manufacturing these handbrakes?

Real ***ing Subtle

Saruman's best friend

American Monopoly

Thou shalt not be stupid

Found Daniel Radcliffe as a woman in an old timey photo. Bonus: Harry Potter glasses!

Microwave is broken

Pat was always honest

Deadpool gets married

me irl

*** that guy!!

#RelationshipGoals

No shit!

Good Guy Canadian Security Officer

rekt af

So true

Probably not what he was going for

Kayne is getting desperate

Slut

Anon becomes a woman

Can you give a REASON why it's wrong?

Story time.