More pushups than you is a dick

That's normal, right?

still single tho

isnt that normal?

the man of your dreams

It's the best of both worlds

peasant

Saw this gem on Facebook today.

When soda be racist

Don't let this die

Chris Pratt on the red carpet

What is this thing? Oh shit!

*** you, Robin.

Gaming on the potty

Butterfly is new Commander.

Checkmate

Improved Taco Bell Ad

ooookaaay....what the ***

Anon finds a guy on craigslist.

explaining my job to fiancee's parents

This is how every group photo should be handled on tinder.

dog logic

The feeling of having "you" colored in gold

Leg day

Well... if you say so game...

You wish you could get paid for ***ing Hitler

Star Wars Episode IV: A new Pope

But them J's though

This was about More Than Words

Ivan will never get to Prestige 1.

Big fan

feeling the gravity of situation

Fries before Guys!

A Lannister always pays his debts.

Here I am

Great work ethic.

I found out why vacuum cleaners are so loud. Any thoughts?

The problem with ownership

The unmistakable smell of bacon lingered for months...

When a mobile game sends you notifications "reminding" you to play

Bad joke mom

soon

yeah I skipped carbs

I'm very lonely

High school libraries

me irl

noitsbecky is back

White people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Obama is the AntChrist.

Did you mistake this for a Bioware game?

When evolution backfires...

HEY HEY, HEY, HEY -- calm down

Troll Level: Master

Arguing with an engineer

Awesome Teacher

That boy ugly af

*** you invisible midget!

Astronaut Barry Wilmore

"You're Welcome."

Powerful women

I might be a little late on this one

Hold the door, I'm coming.

Black smoke rises from the back of FIFA HQ indicating the ceremonial burning of the documents.

Trying to hide your sass when mom is lecturing you

Spacing is important.

Dem eyes

With the "Do you know who I am?" Motto

Looking like trash

The thirst is real

groomer has it

Women Make Up An Excuse NOT To Date

Simple Simon...

ain't nun' to mess with

Everytime I go through old posts

Spammers just aren't trying anymore

When ur broke

Uber is evolving

the things you see...

How to fish: the Australian

29 and 1 dalmatians, mates!

How does this even happen

Half-Life 3 has already been released

Damn illegals.

me irl

Post-apocalyptic Shooters

10/10 flip

No wonder Jews are so ***ed up...

She dont see me

Hetrophobia is a real problem

Before sleeping, you have to harvest your own pillow

When Mexican kids play in the sandbox

Deal with it

Well... fair enough

*** he's drowning

TESCO burns

The Rock is a narc!

How about Mid West?

Well....shit

Apple's secret revealed

Those poor cranberries.