Meet girl in woods, kill her pet, take her number

So that's how it happened.

Je Suis Shampooing

me_irl

Don't mess with Gengar

What a good grandma

Tumblr in a nutshell

Can't be unseen, this word is ruined for me

Hall of Famer

BA DUM TISS

I'm sorry ladies :/

Just a normal guy, working nein to five...

Star power?

Taking risks

The leader Hogwarts deserves

The word is "ambidextrous".

Driving in New Jersey

This should be in the X games

The risks of being awesome

Charity

Sometimes, HL does get it right

This restaurant found out how to make parents watch their kids

Without it, we wouldn't have Breaking Bad!

Well S**t

GabeN and E3

Can't wait for Xcom 2

I'M NOT THEON

Game of Thrones Episode 9 Looks Great

When you go to take a dump but forget your shampoo bottle

/╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\

Society nowadays...

Graceful swordmaster

Playing dead

MLP in a nutshell

me irl

Appropriate shirts for Disney World

Getting out of the pool.

This is getting out of hand, the NFL has to do something about Brady.

Apple is revolutionizing the world again!

The Spiderman is fake and the wind is blowing from the wrong side.

Swedish Efficiency Team

me_irl

Elmo testifies before Congress

The right way

Smile for the camera, honey!

When a girl finally tells you what's wrong

He literally partied that hard

"Tumblr's great dilemma", expanded upon (original by Deconstructress)

How to be a responsible citizen

When you dishonor your family and have to commit Sudoku.

From allergy season to killa season real quick.

Who would want a shiny Luvdisk?!

Subtle necessary hints

This happened on an Irish Band's Facebook page.

Aperture bottle

The ultimate way

Pakalu delivers

Oh, Draco

When Netflix asks if I'm still watching...

When you're downloading music

Tumbler's great dilemma

Somebody give this woman an Oscar

Diagnosis murder

The irony of breaking your own rules

Would you rather be rich and unmarried or poor and married?

10 Years ago pro gaming was a joke.

Bert regales Ernie with tales of his youth.

i don't think that's how you give a blowjob ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

GIVE THIS MAN ASPIRIN FOR FCK SAKE

catch me a ball

Deep in concentration... Camp

I need an ultrarare pepe

me irl

Happens Every Time...

BITE HIM.

Packing 2 pounds on the streets

Girls on FB: "Look my new dress!"

Jack Gleeson isn't only good at acting

Royal Kush

merely pretending

One or the other

No Hipsters!

You can never be too sure

Statues make me hard

Pull the trigger... Make my day.

"Drive slow homie"

Shrimp Gumbo

teamkillers

OC: Jurassic World... Nailed it!

Serial Killers

When you give birth to a 52-year old bald man

Grandma a G

When bae asks for proof that you were actually playing football and you weren't out with the boys

What it's like being high in public

Scooter was an atheist.

Not sure how to respond to that but laugh

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Oldie

At least their admitting it now.

Well, shits going down when modern family is actually funny