things you shouldn't say while on acid

Male privileges.

And we pay him to do it. We pay him to kill the people we love.

Why thank you!

White people that smoke

Then and Now

Transfinancial

Further proof of Patrick Stewart's immortality

God's plan

Alan Rickman's sophisticated sense of humor

this speaks to me

Feels good dawg

The true food groups

Once again Kotaku' high quality journalism strikes again

Lone wolf strikes again

me irl

Donate now

They're behind me, aren't they?

Why is this so accurate damn

I'll never understand Kanye

Pregnancy according to Bob Ross

Brilliant PBS Ad

"Be it penguins or velociraptors, zookeeping is hard work." -Woodland Park Zoo

Death and Golf

We have a serial killer, these are all over the place

Oh stewardess...

Even the gods will tremble

K/D>pussy smh

Somebody enjoys their job

Amazon Customer Support

notch knows pretty well

Fallout 4 is so colorful!

Job Interview

you can never catch me ***es

possibly me_irl

me irl

Aw Homer, you know your money's no good here.

Fat-shaming Friday

Poor Rwanda

Girls Girls Girls!

I feel bad about myself because I can't afford Tinder plus :(

Poop plug

a perfect match

She'd be great for changing oil

Raptor squad

Why Han And Vader Were Working Together

Lol that's that real paper right there!

They couldn't find a better place to blow up this toy

How to cheat on a philosophy exam

You don't say!

What's scary is that intelligent adults fall for this crap.

Someone wanted to rape me...

Damn trust issues smh

Old western outlet circa 1890s

In spite of all the news from E3; I'm still upset about this.

At least the man is trying

Darn, I forgot to check it again last night.

A new level of lazy..

You can always poop your way out of a situation.

House on hanging up on people

Punctuation

It's not gonna happen Harry god damnit!

That's just brutal

me irl

They're already ***ing!

Donald for prez

Dad â„–1

One-fourth of 'Murica according to South Park

This sums up all my friends

Bill Nye the savage

What year is it?

I feel ya, Malcolm

Unexpected Pornhub

Sometimes CAPTCHA just wants to brighten your day...

kitten collar

Pornhub has a new "most viewed" video.

This advanced much quicker than expected

A Full Moon

Tyrannosaurus Rekt

poor This

Bush did 9/11

School logic

The hardest thing you can do on guitar.

I҉ ̴c҉a̴me͘ i̧n l̶ike a ̀wr̢eck͡ing ba̴ll

Our deepest most desperate desire

Ohsnap.jpg

Only spies will understand

One of these is not like the other

Best courtroom exchange ever.

Killing two birds with one stone

This is going to be in HD

When your friend in the audience notices you're thirsty af

*** would already be burnt to a crisp

Now that's confidence

FoxNewsBeLike...

In Sun we trust

hdlrs at work

Refreshing!

Pizza getting generous

When half of squad hasn't been unlocked yet..