"How come you're so fat?"

That's some great parenting

During the semester I'm like..

Pilot noped out of storm from Chicago to DC

camera focus priorities

Math is hard for Fox News.

Duck wants to get high

Talk about going behinds someone's back.. They don't seem to be too happy with this DJ

Guess what day it is

Yo momma so ugly...

You don't find many illegal Mexicans in China

Whole new level of footlong

This South Park joke just got funnier. Season 6 Ep1 "Jared Has Aides"

Stoned on a road trip and this guy shows up next to me...

me irl

How to defend against a knife attack

How to Parent 101

True to their word

Ehm..

It isn't a normal thing

me irl

Mortafied

I'm concerned about the cats, too

Priorities

Honk Honk

Archer On The Metric System

Expendability

Proper use of Selfie sticks

From the Prince of all Saiyans to the Prince of all ***es

Browsing hugelol with my supervisor during work break

Teleportation

You got the juice now kid

3spoopy5me

The secret of being a succcesful shooter

You know you have hard times when you toss your credit card into the wishing well.

For real though, he was the best transformer

Russian logic

We are the public education system

Russian technology best technology

More tips for expert marksmanship.

Heck.

When your lil'bro grew up and came out more successful than you

A picture has never summed me up so much

How it's made: corn beer

You feelin froggy?

Batman vs Alfred

With football season around the corner

Time out bottles

Unrealistic Body-Image Toys

That will do the trick

the more you know

#nomakeup

all day, every day

Dude makes a good point

1 in 5 Teenagers Will Experiment With Art

128-bit computing is only an install or two away

what a nice grill

This is why Asia is taking over the world.

Me too

Do you care to join me?

ISSP

Yeah!!! ....Oh.

China never fails to surprise me

Should've just used Bing.

Apologies if you've already seen a lizard on liquor bottles today.

Fatality

good save man

Jimmy Nutron

immigrandium leviosa

Greece of Thrones

When Google catches you picking up hookers.

iWhite

Brace yourselves, it's happened

Just like a dead horse

Padding

Smoking in class

y'all need jeezus

hopless dreams kid

Soccer selfie

Shots fired.

There's one in every meeting

Although it's ultra rare, i have to share it with you cause this pepe is our people's property

Darn force field!

Twitter Oh gamer girls..

$1,000 TV stand

We all know this guy...

Those damn hypocrites

He speaks the truth

YYUUUPPP!!!

Oh honey, it's a little too late for that

average hugeloler flirting

parental worries

There's a difference.

Fiberian Hufky

But how are you going to eat something for dinner?

Unclear on the concept

Teeth are racist?

Zuul shaming

They're just getting to help...

Never drink alone again!