George Bush and Jared Fogle

When you roll a critical success on bluff as a bard

but what if it actually gets lost

IT Support Care Level: Friday

Damn you!

Found this in some old school papers. Apparently even 7 year old me was a smart ass.

Rekt like an illegal alien.

No ***s given.

This iceberg's parents melted, so now it fights global warming

sweet baby jesus

grand pepe exam

The current conflict between North and South Korea.

***ing hyped

What you're probably doing right now

Just a couple of dandelions

An odd fetish

Family planning advice

The future is now :')

Gene Simmons today

No fudgicles if it ain't Ninja Turtles

Vivaldi, actually, but still funny

Statistics

Airport yoga you can't even

Taking care of teddy

Robin not about to get away from gettin these hands

... Along with this one strange trick! Oncologists hate her!

We Really Don't Know

call shafdude

Love evolved

So much power

So close, yet so far away

Thomas the Pig

"How come you're so fat?"

That's some great parenting

During the semester I'm like..

Pilot noped out of storm from Chicago to DC

camera focus priorities

Math is hard for Fox News.

Duck wants to get high

Talk about going behinds someone's back.. They don't seem to be too happy with this DJ

Guess what day it is

Yo momma so ugly...

You don't find many illegal Mexicans in China

Whole new level of footlong

This South Park joke just got funnier. Season 6 Ep1 "Jared Has Aides"

Stoned on a road trip and this guy shows up next to me...

me irl

How to defend against a knife attack

How to Parent 101

True to their word

Ehm..

It isn't a normal thing

me irl

Mortafied

I'm concerned about the cats, too

Priorities

Honk Honk

Archer On The Metric System

Expendability

Proper use of Selfie sticks

From the Prince of all Saiyans to the Prince of all ***es

Browsing hugelol with my supervisor during work break

Teleportation

You got the juice now kid

3spoopy5me

The secret of being a succcesful shooter

You know you have hard times when you toss your credit card into the wishing well.

For real though, he was the best transformer

Russian logic

We are the public education system

Russian technology best technology

More tips for expert marksmanship.

Heck.

When your lil'bro grew up and came out more successful than you

A picture has never summed me up so much

How it's made: corn beer

You feelin froggy?

Batman vs Alfred

With football season around the corner

Time out bottles

Unrealistic Body-Image Toys

That will do the trick

the more you know

#nomakeup

all day, every day

Dude makes a good point

1 in 5 Teenagers Will Experiment With Art

128-bit computing is only an install or two away

what a nice grill

This is why Asia is taking over the world.

Me too

Do you care to join me?

ISSP

Yeah!!! ....Oh.

China never fails to surprise me

Should've just used Bing.

Apologies if you've already seen a lizard on liquor bottles today.

Fatality

good save man

Jimmy Nutron