"Defeat 20 dogs, and bring back the catnip they stole from me!"

Absolutely true...

In B 612, borned and raised, on the asteroid was where I spent most of my days

Gets me every time.

Get your shit together Party Cannon.

shitters clogged

This house is judging your every move.

M'soginy

don't be upsetti

So that's why there's a dragon

MRW My Girlfriend Says She Wants To Go Horseback Riding

Oh, Jimmy.

It's funny because he's fat.

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

When they told us to "simulate being engaged," they should have specified, "by the enemy."

Microsoft, you really did it this time

This seems nice!

These hoes ain't loyal

There's no more hiding it AT&T.

MRW Someone Knocks On The Door While I'm "Cleaning" My Room

Software Updates

ooh, batman..

*** you Greg

Share a coke with...

Sometimes you really wonder just how stupid people are

Touché

An awesome, but long, comic. "Product"

high af and good feelings all around

Last thing you see before you die

Premium Facebook Subscriptions

NASA has no chill

White Twitter vs. Black Twitter

Do you really want a beer?

true story

Local school art project titled "candlelight".

When you realize the joke was about you

Best. Necklace. Ever.

Time for the "Man in Black" strategy. Oh! It didn't work...

There's more water on Mars than California.

Nope done nope

Do you want your kids to get hit by a car? Because that's how you get your kids hit by a car

accurate af

You know where

Wal-mart

It's the little things that matter, take your dick as an example

Following the news about water on Mars...

Big Mean Moon

Angelina wanted to eat but her possessed arm felt differently

Irrelevant Skyrim Humor.

I'll see you guys in hell

DIY books

When I finally Fap after a couple of weeks

When you feed in game while your mom feeds you IRL

Rolling in that middle school press

Honestly from Microsoft

Everyone loves a good retardant joke

It's all about Air bud tho

Say what?

Appropriate this evening...

Common sense sold separately

Prevention

Accidental Camoflage

YAASSSS ***

can't touch this

Spongebob Logic

Seems legit

It truly is a dangerous city

rare apollo footage

Distributing Level : Not close to 4chan

Dilophosaurus Pope

unnamed website gold

Happy Birthday Google!...

Hitler cat uses gas...it's very effective

Marilyn Monroe was an ***

the excitement is overwhelming

Funny sign spotted in Round Top, Texas

Every family feud episode ever

Goalie trying to help an injured player.

It maybe just as addictive

"Today is truly a great day."

This sticker on a minivan. Even more perfect.

Spotted in Liverpool UK

Good condition

Dwin Johnsel.

I see it coming...

White people lips

A master at work.

Takumi right now

lol i make funny

If Disney Villains Were Actually Smart

Welcome Potato!

Mo money, mo problems

Sacré bleu!!!

Minesweeper

Some mean little lego pieces

Pimp priority seating

Truer words were never spoken!

me irl

If Hitler tried to become a maid part 1

I think the campaign staff watches The Simpsons