Truer words were never spoken!

me irl

If Hitler tried to become a maid part 1

I think the campaign staff watches The Simpsons

specifically this dog

Childhood cancer gets a pretty bad rap, it's nice to see it get some love once in a while

apply water to burned area

A useful book for your twenties

Burt Macklin and his uncrackable code names

Sikh Sense of Humour

You really got me

At least he's trying...

Tumblr in real life

Are you happy?

Darth Vader

MMMMMmmmmmmm

aloha snackbar

A new type of raid? Lets keep this going :P Part 3

Solves that problem.

You'll never catch me!

49th in Education...

Just a nigga with a pocket scale, trying to stay out of jail

Life lessons from Fresh Off the Boat

As a woman in STEM, I've had to explain this many times.

Chipotle

ohh bing

Either way, I heard she's a ***

Bertrand realized that showing people he was immune to pain allowed him to do whatever he wanted

Saw in New Mexico. What are you people doing to yourselves?

Specific Rim

Neil Patrick Harris and Alec Baldwin team up with the Secret Service for the pope's visit

New mousepad

0 to 100

Good one sir

Trying to get through security as an engineer.

Tumblr's dilemma

me☭irl

Closest you're getting to Kate

You can feel the joy in this room.

Basketball shorts

This needs to get out there.

the hardcore gamer

The big one is going on the wall

Super Trump 64

It was a horrible thing to say

Perfect Casting!

Parkinson's disease

Seems all good to me!

Evil

Apply holy water to the burned area

PC masterrace jokes are still cool, right guys? Guys?

Twitter notified me that this was getting retweets and favorites

True romance.

What it's like to raise kids.

It's a lamp...

who's this mufugga?

Definitive beard guide for those in need

Congrats, Amy!

Well that is just super-necessary.

Baby's first words

Dammit Jesus!

SCUMBAG CEO looks like one of the Hardly Boys

This Slovakian neck beard is phenomenal.

This is genius

Checkmate

Waking up early...

Mark is always handy with the freebies.

British problems

Outlook not so good

That's right, you do you

Facebook delivered

So true.

Not even Sparknotes could help

The wedding photographer captured a beautiful moment during the ceremony.

Robot cheating at tic-tac-toe

Gotta go fast

Bic uses the same photo to advertise their pens and razors.

Long Live This King

You're Pretty Good.

Take Paternity Test

2 girls were having a Nelson Mandela presentation today.

Damnit

How to stop a girl from snoring

Is this a yup then?

Please don't miss

Someone tell me he's joking

Growing up is hard

Who needs a graphing calculator when I know someone who barely passed beauty school

Trump Troll Confirmation

"Dude it was awesome, she squirted all over my living room floor"

Family bonding.

tooth fairy

It's not easy being green...black and blue.

Well ***

Rolemodel Satan

Kanye Doesn't look away from Nobody

Anon doesn't know how much is one magma

War Thunder Review

Prepare for liftoff

punch