Monty Python still worried about the outcome

Wyd lil bruh

Definition of a nurse

I'm gonna touch it

She's about to coma

The future.

It took Snorlax 17 years and 8 months to get up

#Blacklivesmatter

master race

In case of fire..

Survival of the fattest

How drunk did Jack get last night?

Slav Squat

"Fighting big enemies in Dark Souls"

Volvo pls

having lecture at 8 but a rave at 9

ಡ ﹏ ಡ

This is why people drop out of school

Thanks Microsoft 👍🏻

After a long day

A wonderful time to live

Pandora

Superwomen

Late night uber rides

Let's completely simplify a complex issue

A Baby and Half A Dozen of Babies, Please

Tumblr in a nutshell

Wtf of the year

10/10 headline

YEEEE HAW

Oh the disappointment.

This url intrigues and offends

"Defeat 20 dogs, and bring back the catnip they stole from me!"

Absolutely true...

In B 612, borned and raised, on the asteroid was where I spent most of my days

Gets me every time.

Get your shit together Party Cannon.

shitters clogged

This house is judging your every move.

M'soginy

don't be upsetti

So that's why there's a dragon

MRW My Girlfriend Says She Wants To Go Horseback Riding

Oh, Jimmy.

It's funny because he's fat.

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

When they told us to "simulate being engaged," they should have specified, "by the enemy."

Microsoft, you really did it this time

This seems nice!

These hoes ain't loyal

There's no more hiding it AT&T.

MRW Someone Knocks On The Door While I'm "Cleaning" My Room

Software Updates

ooh, batman..

*** you Greg

Share a coke with...

Sometimes you really wonder just how stupid people are

Touché

An awesome, but long, comic. "Product"

high af and good feelings all around

Last thing you see before you die

Premium Facebook Subscriptions

NASA has no chill

White Twitter vs. Black Twitter

Do you really want a beer?

true story

Local school art project titled "candlelight".

When you realize the joke was about you

Best. Necklace. Ever.

Time for the "Man in Black" strategy. Oh! It didn't work...

There's more water on Mars than California.

Nope done nope

Do you want your kids to get hit by a car? Because that's how you get your kids hit by a car

accurate af

You know where

Wal-mart

It's the little things that matter, take your dick as an example

Following the news about water on Mars...

Big Mean Moon

Angelina wanted to eat but her possessed arm felt differently

Irrelevant Skyrim Humor.

I'll see you guys in hell

DIY books

When I finally Fap after a couple of weeks

When you feed in game while your mom feeds you IRL

Rolling in that middle school press

Honestly from Microsoft

Everyone loves a good retardant joke

It's all about Air bud tho

Say what?

Appropriate this evening...

Common sense sold separately

Prevention

Accidental Camoflage

YAASSSS ***

can't touch this

Spongebob Logic

Seems legit

It truly is a dangerous city

rare apollo footage