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These are the questions that keeps me awake at night

Seen in a math book

Made in china

modern chicks

Dingly-dangly-dong

Fun Fact.

Have you never heard of the famous computer brand SNSV??

me irl

Feeling a bit drafty

Nailed it.

NASA Earth Observatory just uploaded this:

The ripe old age

She's so talented!

Get it together Matt.

Denied

And so it begins...

Make this guy a Commander!

BFFs

Maybe we should privatize those things...

King of the Creepers

Bought this gem at a church yard sale.

Shit got me wondering

Cinderella Party

"The terrorists are winning"

#ProfessionalVictim

That used to be a hospital

was it really worth it ?

NASA can't resist

What happens when you grow catnip in your backyard.

Sitting at the mall.

Legit

Shhhh... No Dreams, Only Ducks

*Professionals*...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh yeah, Miss Marquez

Nature's Call

Seriously, dude.

me irl

Tooooo Excited

Always check your kids bags

Hi, nice to mee–

Real estate contract

Draw your sword.

the 'classic' knock knock joke

Car salesmanship.

Sexual tolerance

Monty Python still worried about the outcome

Wyd lil bruh

Definition of a nurse

I'm gonna touch it

She's about to coma

The future.

It took Snorlax 17 years and 8 months to get up

#Blacklivesmatter

master race

In case of fire..

Survival of the fattest

How drunk did Jack get last night?

Slav Squat

"Fighting big enemies in Dark Souls"

Volvo pls

having lecture at 8 but a rave at 9

ಡ ﹏ ಡ

This is why people drop out of school

Thanks Microsoft 👍🏻

After a long day

A wonderful time to live

Pandora

Superwomen

Late night uber rides

Let's completely simplify a complex issue

A Baby and Half A Dozen of Babies, Please

Tumblr in a nutshell

Wtf of the year

10/10 headline

YEEEE HAW

Oh the disappointment.

This url intrigues and offends

"Defeat 20 dogs, and bring back the catnip they stole from me!"

Absolutely true...

In B 612, borned and raised, on the asteroid was where I spent most of my days

Gets me every time.

Get your shit together Party Cannon.

shitters clogged

This house is judging your every move.

M'soginy

don't be upsetti

So that's why there's a dragon

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Oh, Jimmy.

It's funny because he's fat.

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

When they told us to "simulate being engaged," they should have specified, "by the enemy."

Microsoft, you really did it this time

This seems nice!

These hoes ain't loyal

There's no more hiding it AT&T.

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