German newspaper: Refugee Crisis is going to be a matter for the boss (picture= new movie)

Assassins Creed LVII: Who Cares

Simpsons is the best.

It really is

Don't act surprised.

Pretty good advice

MC Shotgun

Why Canada

Marvin still a better ref than Joey Crawford

The Most American Movie

Truth

This is bordering on insanity!

Geometry

Picture of the moon.

Randomly browsing Google Maps when suddenly

Evil Incarnate

Meanwhile in Japan

Art comes in many forms and shapes.

The article isn't serious, but she is!

Very poor choice of words...

Where's America?

Shady

It's a women thing. We wouldn't understand.

Tailgating actively discouraged...

When Pokémon GO is released

Khal Drogo's workout routine

Lies.

When's it due?

Don't let the bots win!

4:00AM - You have one new message

Special Delivery

These are the questions that keeps me awake at night

Seen in a math book

Made in china

modern chicks

Dingly-dangly-dong

Fun Fact.

Have you never heard of the famous computer brand SNSV??

me irl

Feeling a bit drafty

Nailed it.

NASA Earth Observatory just uploaded this:

The ripe old age

She's so talented!

Get it together Matt.

Denied

And so it begins...

Make this guy a Commander!

BFFs

Maybe we should privatize those things...

King of the Creepers

Bought this gem at a church yard sale.

Shit got me wondering

Cinderella Party

"The terrorists are winning"

#ProfessionalVictim

That used to be a hospital

was it really worth it ?

NASA can't resist

What happens when you grow catnip in your backyard.

Sitting at the mall.

Legit

Shhhh... No Dreams, Only Ducks

*Professionals*...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh yeah, Miss Marquez

Nature's Call

Seriously, dude.

me irl

Tooooo Excited

Always check your kids bags

Hi, nice to mee–

Real estate contract

Next, the 5 most dangerous creatures living on earth *camera shakes for no reason*

Draw your sword.

the 'classic' knock knock joke

Car salesmanship.

Sexual tolerance

0/10 France was not realistic

Monty Python still worried about the outcome

Wyd lil bruh

Definition of a nurse

I'm gonna touch it

She's about to coma

The future.

It took Snorlax 17 years and 8 months to get up

#Blacklivesmatter

master race

In case of fire..

Survival of the fattest

How drunk did Jack get last night?

Slav Squat

"Fighting big enemies in Dark Souls"

Volvo pls

having lecture at 8 but a rave at 9

ಡ ﹏ ಡ

This is why people drop out of school

Thanks Microsoft 👍🏻

After a long day

A wonderful time to live

Pandora