59,696 
0% Chance
The difference between being 20 and 40.
Being an Ugly Woman...
sounds about right
Super "Smash"
Are you even trying!?
Your husband is a dick.
Both are equally awesome
me irl
My Vote For Next HIV+ Celeb, Miley.
"It usually works"
Only organic, gluten free, vegan, non-GMO meth for Oregonians!
Damn terrorists
Hey girl, make me a sandwich
By any means necessary
The logic of adding 'porn' after things like 'food' and 'sky' does not apply to everything...
Then everything changed when Kratos attacked
Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way.
You better be a light sleeper.
it matters, guys
He has a point
Kids in 21st century....
I didn't expect that...
Everyone complains
Not antireligious, just a little jab all in good fun
me irl
Never blue
Today's letter is S for Starvation
Self Driving Car
Mitchell and Webb
When you don't know anything about your new job....
Millimeters away from the flush handle
Most Optimist Man of the Year
The news
nutcracker
hit them away
And the Oscar goes to.....
super effective
Faith in humanity restored
Nostalgia
Very clever
How to prevent work place injury?
Its my dooty to plant a bomb in that booty
L.A.
Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
Some Shower Thoughts from Cookie Moster
Ice Cube joined ISIS
me_irl
Yusuf, philosopy is haram!
Sailor Moon dad jokes
You're a 10?
Quick thinking by Paper Peach
They're independent
Truly a seasoned veteran.
Men's humor
The difference between The Simpsons and South Park
Superman lost his powers.
Harrison Ford, everybody
They're pretty great people
The other lever!
The results came back in Aladeen
there be dynos in them hills
Tennis meme
So what do you say, fellas?
What it's like working in retail
People these days
15/30/60 FPS comparison in a very ELI5 way
Health Class lied
Bublé is Coming.
Life gave Charlie Sheen lemons...
Car problems
The real MVP
Average day as a programmer
What kind of porn do this guy have that he needed to hide it more than vampira porn?
A very good question.
Ask your mum...
Now everyone will know
When attention whoring fails
Movie still sucks tho
Star Wars: Mexico
Why walruses shouldn't bow
Blending in.
When you shower your dog.
Things only 90s kids will understand
Some people are born with a gift.
It's Time.
breaking the fourth wall
Where do babies come from?
Always support artists
They grow up so fast :')
No ***ing shit
something smells fishy
House Explained
Broooo
Just complimenting her titties..
Social Justice
Hopefully buzzfeed will see this.
Escher really stepped in it this time.
God bless you, soldier
living the life