Hydrophobic Shoes: 1 / Mother Nature: 0

Ok. That works too.

So you broke your leg? First lets take a photo.

I did.

My best companion..

"Dat ass"

Awkward moment is awkward

Go home Squidward, You're drunk

Cuteness overload

Damn, i was doing it wrong for so much time..

When someone you secretly hate lost an argument on Facebook and you're like

Captchas are killing me.

Paul Kuczynski Satire Comp (Long But Worth)

Surprised Red Panda

Gamer Kitten

Party hard!

I wish i had kim's talent

Bready Or Not

I truely would...

Nice pun dude

World War 2 Tic Tac Toe Strategies

James bond facts

Now I can die in peace

'I didn't put that cute thing in a blender...'

Bowling Master

Overly attached fans

Bubblu wrap soccer

A bit early but I couldnt resist....

Whenever I think my post will be successful

Do it!

Sokka can be very creepy.

Perfectly Timed photo

*badum tss*

Looks like fun.

His hips don´t lie ;)

Brasses are hot

OMG my weed!

I'll just add this to my Christmas list

Leave a mess anywhere!

R2 D2 Seems very legit

Me in the club

And don't forget to make some noise

Leave me alone Jesus

When I'm the first to wake up at a friend's house

Thanksgiving was better when I sat at the kids table

Waiting For The Apple Fans...

The purple-shirted eye stabber strikes again!

McKayla Maroney and President Barack Obama are Unimpressed

What was he trying to accomplish?

My mother was worried about my trip to Afghanistan, I sent her this picture.

That's racist!

Well....im screwed

I never quite understood this.

Mom was worried about me moving to L.A. Sent her this picture.

Photobomb Master Mr. FatMan

Business Tactics

I dont even...

If you know what I mean

Dat smile

The Fast and the Furious: Amish Drift

I'd sh*t my pants

Cant stop laughing :D

Busted

Epic answer

Huh, what's th.... SH*TSH*TSH*T!

Already did.

Politeness is the key

So much nope, we need Spock for this!

Pew Pew Pew

She's pretty

Awww..

Pet owners know how it is

This whale needs a friend

"Dayum!"

Prison visit

Almost got it

I wish i could do that

A bigger gun would have helped

America's Finest

My girlfriend says she'll be coming over in an hour

"Cool Bike rack"

Do you even... Well, f*ck that.

Rock -N- Roll

"Sky diving cat's"

Anger overloaded

My guess was un-toothy blowjobs

Trolling Twilight fans

It's okay, YOU CAN LAUGH.

Circus cat acrobatic walk

Well, sh*t

Give owner a stick

I'm really boring

Why do I hang out with this guy anyways?

He gives away 90 % of his earnings as charity.

Too much snow

Athletic Wizardry Level: Ibrahimovic

I'm having a great time!

Awesome team work

At least the man knows how to save time!

Goddammit Spiderman! You failed again!