All aboard the irony train!

Or 1000 US Marines vs. 1 stick. You break stick, you think you win. But now there are 2 sticks

The Slavic Files: I Want to Squat

Find the words

Only reason to vote hillary

Gotta admire his creativity

Too far

When your dank meming skills aren't good enough for the front page

Obviously not

#only 90's kids remember

He's excited!!!

When a lurker gets 5 points

A communist party

MFW I see that ppl getting 100+ upvotes again

No mistakes, just one big accident

Walks into the club like "Yo I'll give ya free college"

Bombing

Mad Marx

You can't stump the trump

SAVAGE

Not enough calsium

Manlet gets Roasted

Somebody had to post this

This isn't your average everyday parking... this is ADVANCED parking

Please don't tell

Where'd the muslims go?

Just bough the new DS3

Damn dirty cops!

What else is there

AA can't stop GOD

Be more creative sucker

My imaginary friend is cooler than yours

Bald move

Respect the Milo

Lurkers

jkjkjk

As a Lurker MFW I saw HL's new karma system

Puberty

tri-flavor-beverage-fluid

1v1 me u cheeky kunt

"I've got no favorite son"

My favorite alkaline Earth metal.

Come one come all!

thats not funny

*cries in math*

Hardware that gets you hard

Well im a pro-lifer so I think the fetus has the right to commit suicide at any age.

Asians teach you how to do math

Pepe is love. Pepe is dank

Anal Fiesta

Updooting for dummies

Nature is awesome

B)

Chrome irl

how to start a good essay

[doot doot]

Autocorrekt: Hiding the true emotions

InB4 this gets downvoted to hell

Really confused about the Dootness

damn country thieves

*cue typical sitcom intro music*

Downvoting bots like

When Mr Skeletal drop his mix tape

Deciding whether or not to stay a true lurker

A list of good Adam Sandler movies

I think we need equality

Steam is a dark place

Doot will prevail!

updoot for spooky vacation, ignore for 15 minutes of bad luck

It was just a pank bro

Islam is a religion of peace

Not as easy as my childhood

What happened?

Anon and the tards.

Infinite wisdom passed down from Jedi to Jedi

Childhood trauma

Spoiler alert!

It's just a dooter prank bro

in Mexico Jesus takes all the wheels

i think the major problem was that he killed the ant

basically

100% accurate

Jumping on the dootwagon before it's too late

*** you you don't run me

WELCOME TO THE ABC B*TCH

Yes, I do think I have good people skills. What kind of idiot question is that?

Stop being so picky.

Mrw I hear some non-dooter, non-Mr. Skeltal thanker talk shit about my memes

At the Library

We're trying to have a civilization here, James.

i think he is a little too old

Literally

Build a wall!

Top kek

Thanks Obama

A very sharp observation

Target optimization, cater to two groups in one shitpost

Fortune Cookies

Damnit dad

Taking things literally to a whole new level