I just drink socially

Sir, is this yours?

Outside a bar spotted in Paris

Just.... one.... teeny... lick

Wek me up

Thanks for the advice, sonic.

Dont steal mmmkay

Memories of the past...

Today, Squidward will lock himself in the freezer to see the wonders of the future

2018 inc

Awkwardly wondered why this guy was staring at me for 10 minutes only to realize it's a frickin poster

Oak Nuggins

Cooking Buddies

Leicester has installed a new sign in the car park where the remains of Richard III were found.

This guy loves my business!!!!

In the Netherlands we don't care about good brand names

You boys want some pizza rolls?

Translunar

People will argue over anything these days

ooh a penny!

time flies man

Hard to believe....

This brings back childhood PTSD.

Nobody remain virgin....

Fishing.

Yesterday on the London Underground.

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It's lonely up there!!!

When you're expecting a 9/11 meme

Are you threatening me master jedi

Do the titles even matter?

Always up-to-date

Duck for scale

Another use for Mac Pro $6000 servers

I work hard.

Who's a good boy: quick existential crisis and resolution.

Photobombing Rock

When autism kicks in

My dog has it better than he knows, and I make sure he is reminded about it!

Uranus Fudge Factory

Disgusting feeling ;((((

Safest drone in the world... it won't hit anything

Pops picked me up so we could go on a dump run. Looked over and realized my dad is Frank Gallagher.

With the news of more North Korean missile tests, I was reminded of this gem.

Well... a job is a job...

Life

Aaah childhood traumas

"This is my dog. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

Boii, he gon do it

MRW i see another Mike Pence meme.

Shit Just Went From 0 To100

Cancer intensifies

Play of the game

Large Ears and Skin

Maslow's hierarchy was wrong.

Thank you for the insight, Brock.

i just want some fuk

These are their stories

I guess he's an indoor horse.

Out of my swamp

Fail a procedure = take a shot. Keeping a steady hand gets tougher as the game goes on.

Not allowed to show your obi-wand

Works as advertised

Since you guys like amazon reviews...

"Are you black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" Shel Silverstein, A Light in the Attic, 1981

For some reason I don't believe you...

Homer's dorm room inspired furniture

Give this man a medal

She's so sweet until you tell her she can't have any of your cereal...

My dad's name is Chip. He's on vacation. He just sent me this.

Did they photoshop hair on Anne Hathaway?

7 - Eleven in Jungle

She will make a fine addition to my collection

Apology accepted.

My friend's unfortunate hand placement in his engagement photo.

Her: let's go somewhere fun today. Me:

I was watching Despicable Me with my toddler son today when I came across this easter egg.

This creature came from wolves

Redneck restraining order

Not sure what this guy expects to happen at Disney today

$

More like fruit Canadian

Last minute requests

Just in case you need to sate that gummy worm fetish, you freak

Bogwandi wya

Anime in a nutshell

Going through my gf's parents' wedding album, I discovered that a couple of her dad's groomsmen were Napolean Dynamite and Nacho Libre.

That's his girl now

that sounds like their problem, not mine

Get your ass pounded the wire won't be grounded

Plumbers graduation work.

One week ago: "We're not getting a dog!" 12 hours ago: "We're going JUST TO LOOK." 8 hours ago: "Well we can't bring one home and leave her sister behind by herself."

Lemme smash II, the smashening.

Slept at my brother's house and woke up to this

Amazon Review

Didn't realize Wolverine was going to be riding a bicycle in Old Man Logan.

"no homo"

Friendshiplevel max.

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Shut the *** up Jamal