"I can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?"

Essential Oils

I would inform him that it'll all be worth it

Rekt.

Titles are not my strong suite

Who are you?

Granny Bush, YEE!

When your local school shooter gets a upgrade

How to use Google to find where the rich people live

Rob Lowe robbing Lowe's

The pig's dilemma

Honey Nut

Food budget

This poster in class says to cheat at Tic-Tac Toe...

Lojuan

It's either this or pitching a tent.

owo

It's seems like the Roomba people really believe in their product

My Wife's Shampoo vs. Mine

Deprived cat loves the sun..

Dave, you need to Start asking questions ...!!

After returning from a temporary ban

Mind the gap

A quote that has stuck with me during the hard times in life.

When you buy nice outfit in Russia, but don't know English

/tv/ is honest

They're ok now though

When you lie on your application but get the job anyway

Some people don't appreciate kindness

I have found my lord and savior!

Witcher 3: Wild Hunt was better

Um, I remember learning that before I was 18

Don't ***ing talk to me until I have my coffee

A S C E N S I O N

Come on dad

New Old

M E

How you doing? :D

haha... wait

Masturbation is Satan's typewriter

HEY NOW

Doggobi-wan is the best doggo

sick guy!

The switchup

A true pc gamer breakfast

"Oh God, not again.."

The closing manager left us this note for when we got into work this morning. Rough night.

Canadian air support

Basic instinct.

Scientists have discovered a brand new form of cancer

ITS FOR A MEME

Literally Hugelol

What did i say, B's are not the one

Answer My Riddle, or Die

Spooky Scary Shit

I'd swipe right

Becky please

My sister found this at the church carnival and she doesn't see why I think it's creepy

Someone has their priorities sorted out...

Don't Stop The Ep 3 Memes Now~Genjuice

Thats not the jedi way

You guys are getting paid?

Please. My wife. She's very ill.

here goes my shitpost of the month

Thanks a lot dad.

Talk about family issues

ha ha ha... I swear this is ironic...

Hugelol user engages in social interaction

And people say that modern art is dead

When you are a crusader but you lowkey watch anime...

Some crimes are worth it

Some of you are alright, don't come to school tomorrow...

Don't angry react my memes

Best show

The Hacker named "4Chan"

my favorite type of plottwist.

capitalist pig

memes are great. they're like sex, except I'm having them

Telling Your Twins Apart

My mate had a play fight with his 7 y/o son in which his son lost. He later found this on his son's tablet search field

You'd think a t-shirt like this would require a certain model to wear it.

Just doo it!

I don't like who ever named this part.

If bears took senior pictures

Cremation has it's benefits.

Low cost cosplay

Actual billboard in Des Moines

That day Seth McFarlane got 5 Dicks on prime time television

Good ol' days

A New Yorker Comic

*** that alligator

Good Lord...

When it's so small...

Times are tough - even Dr. Evil is taking public transit.

Yeah sure whatever

Still my favorite scene from 30 Rock

The disclaimer on my nephew's cotton candy

Found this on my facebook feed from 3 years ago. Still hilarious.

Bob's Burgers had the best judge ever

Tale as Old as Time