Mom gave me this amazing card for my bday

Oh my god just post the video next time.

Making a difference :)

Железный гигант здесь сучка

No step on snek

My parents are at a casino that has a promotion going on where you win a free pasta dinner if you get a 4 of a Kind. This was their free pasta dinner.

But is his penis feminin?

Freaking Tobias Kills Me Every Time

The many ways Americans use Nutella.

This OkCupid pic is way too real

Imagine studying journalism for 3 years and then writing this article

XBOX is savage

What a time to be alive

10 Minutes later.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH

He's gonna need 20 ccs of thoughts and prayers.

Walk across at your own risk.

even better :^)

Teen logic....

Was skyping with the gf when the Hedgehog saluted me

The 12 year old in me laughs uncontrollably when I read this book to my son

smugpence.jpg

Night out---> Moring after

keep expanding

How drunk girls look at 3 am waiting for their carne asada fries.

papu

Best Job Wanted Ad Ever?

Unlike YALL, I get my news from a reliable source

Roofieyo

New Black Metal Band Name

A new element has been discovered!

Running gag

It's a bit old, but I hope it still checks out

I can't even remember how old I am.

good game

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

To protect and serve alcohol.

Sad Truths About Mythical Creatures

ANGERY

I saw a familiar face today on the side of a bus. Couldn't stop laughing.

(⌐□_□)

This picture makes me incredibly happy.

haha stupid

Cheeky Japanesy

Well, it seems you've discovered our secret. How unfortunate for you...

The sole reason HL is still running

Snap back to reality...

Patrick Stewart talks about his manhood...

me_irl

James Cameron is hilarious.

fill in the blank

That didn't seem to work...

Happy women's day

I was bored during class and painted along with Bob Ross using MS paint.

meanwhile in Venice

Butthole Tickler Caught?

The attack of the clones

Meeting with my therapist

Because regular bikes aren't already foot powered

He's the hero Gotham needs right meow.

Just your average sh*tpost

The Shatner Comma.....

Morty's first squeak toy. It's a pig. He thinks we hurt it when squeezing it, so he's been protecting it for the last 45 mins.

ravioli, ravioli end my life so i wont feel lonely :')

I'll take "Intentional Mistranslations" for 800, Trebek

So uncivilized

Hold my grape juice

*Angery reacts only*

How to speak fluent Italian .

hey look it's me !!!

zZzZz just 5 more minutes

This is a terrible idea, who thought this would be good?

When u can't play with legos anymore

Music cape

***ing furries

mmmmmhhhhhmmmmm

Human Reproductive System

Colonel Volgin knows how to cook 'em

This is what happens when you let your boyfriend take the cat to the groomer.

another good song from not so way back.

When you turn on the Mature filter

That will get her moving

Classic Samuel Jackson

Ebony and Ivory

"I can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?"

Essential Oils

I would inform him that it'll all be worth it

Rekt.

Titles are not my strong suite

Who are you?

Granny Bush, YEE!

When your local school shooter gets a upgrade

How to use Google to find where the rich people live

Rob Lowe robbing Lowe's

The pig's dilemma

Honey Nut

Food budget

This poster in class says to cheat at Tic-Tac Toe...

Lojuan

It's either this or pitching a tent.

owo