Best Job Wanted Ad Ever?

Unlike YALL, I get my news from a reliable source

Roofieyo

New Black Metal Band Name

A new element has been discovered!

Running gag

It's a bit old, but I hope it still checks out

I can't even remember how old I am.

good game

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

To protect and serve alcohol.

Sad Truths About Mythical Creatures

ANGERY

I saw a familiar face today on the side of a bus. Couldn't stop laughing.

(⌐□_□)

This picture makes me incredibly happy.

haha stupid

Cheeky Japanesy

Well, it seems you've discovered our secret. How unfortunate for you...

The sole reason HL is still running

Snap back to reality...

Patrick Stewart talks about his manhood...

me_irl

James Cameron is hilarious.

fill in the blank

That didn't seem to work...

Happy women's day

I was bored during class and painted along with Bob Ross using MS paint.

meanwhile in Venice

Butthole Tickler Caught?

The attack of the clones

Meeting with my therapist

Because regular bikes aren't already foot powered

He's the hero Gotham needs right meow.

Just your average sh*tpost

The Shatner Comma.....

Morty's first squeak toy. It's a pig. He thinks we hurt it when squeezing it, so he's been protecting it for the last 45 mins.

ravioli, ravioli end my life so i wont feel lonely :')

I'll take "Intentional Mistranslations" for 800, Trebek

So uncivilized

Hold my grape juice

*Angery reacts only*

How to speak fluent Italian .

hey look it's me !!!

zZzZz just 5 more minutes

This is a terrible idea, who thought this would be good?

When u can't play with legos anymore

Music cape

***ing furries

mmmmmhhhhhmmmmm

Human Reproductive System

Colonel Volgin knows how to cook 'em

This is what happens when you let your boyfriend take the cat to the groomer.

another good song from not so way back.

When you turn on the Mature filter

That will get her moving

Classic Samuel Jackson

Ebony and Ivory

"I can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?"

Essential Oils

I would inform him that it'll all be worth it

Rekt.

Titles are not my strong suite

Who are you?

Granny Bush, YEE!

When your local school shooter gets a upgrade

How to use Google to find where the rich people live

Rob Lowe robbing Lowe's

The pig's dilemma

Honey Nut

Food budget

This poster in class says to cheat at Tic-Tac Toe...

Lojuan

It's either this or pitching a tent.

owo

It's seems like the Roomba people really believe in their product

My Wife's Shampoo vs. Mine

Deprived cat loves the sun..

Dave, you need to Start asking questions ...!!

After returning from a temporary ban

Mind the gap

A quote that has stuck with me during the hard times in life.

When you buy nice outfit in Russia, but don't know English

/tv/ is honest

They're ok now though

When you lie on your application but get the job anyway

Some people don't appreciate kindness

I have found my lord and savior!

Witcher 3: Wild Hunt was better

Um, I remember learning that before I was 18

Don't ***ing talk to me until I have my coffee

A S C E N S I O N

Come on dad

New Old

M E

How you doing? :D

haha... wait

Masturbation is Satan's typewriter

HEY NOW

Doggobi-wan is the best doggo