I can hear the customer service reps from my desk at work and I've decided to to make wallpapers with some of their quotes. Here's the first one.

ಥ_ಥ

Chip aisle at my local supermarket

Ah dear sir, I do believe that I have shat in my pantaloons

When you start paying your own energy bill.

So this actually exists...

How to catch autonomous cars.

PizzaDePasta

Well, I know what I'm going do to my boss' Keurig...

Logic

So this popped up in my newsfeed...

burn bridges, not lights

When someone beats you in a video game

we all knew him

And the keyboard's burning!

Still snowing from yesterday's blizzard. Hope Mother Nature gets the message.

shitpost #3

TripAdviser:

Amazon, always true to our needs

Unclear instructions

Open the pod bay doors Michael!!!

Let them dislikes come

Okay, Christians. If God knows everything, then ask him the answer to this.

Rematch

Idk if this has been done before

Insert image of guy with glowing brain

Anon's autism gives him a premonition

SAVE ME FROM THE ALLSTAR I'VE BECOME

Jeremy Clarkson murders Big Willy

when you just ***ing love blowling

Whenever i stumble on a minor inconvenience

Punched lasagne

Quack, Quack, want some Quack?

Def>deaf

Oh poor Shia there is only one way out of this now

When it rains in Australia...

When your Gf send you an update on the people working on your house.

Radical, man

It's the plot for a new Rom-Com

Bamboozled, yet again

Glorious German Engineering.

Carbicide

My child was asked what she would look like at 100 years old

The pigeons was crowding this horses bucket, so he tipped out some feed for them.....adorable

Baked Potato Cosplay

Poor newspaper titling

steph curry my ass

Duck you, I won't do what you tell me.

Delivery bork

A 2017 kind of photo from my sister's wedding

When my dad won the game for millenials.

I like this little girl

A car recently crashed through the front of a movie theater near where I live. This is the sign they posted.

perfect meme for the perfect weeb

Anon gives us a lesson on normalised memetics

Found while driving through a back road in Missouri

Friends uncut

the dilemma of a hugeloler...

/b/tard asks a question

my dad was told to "dress appropriately" for his team meeting in the Churchill War Rooms

True heroes are come in many shapes and sizes

Her backhand is deadly

Every hugeloler wet dream

Saw this when leaving my wife's Ob/Gyn office

"Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Poseidon?"

Heh, memes

Looking for housing in the Bay Area has me like

Next week on pornhub

I know that feeling.

When the microwave cannot be trusted

Dodging responsibilities

Have a taste

Yak from UMass Slamherst

Finally, an accurate weather forecast

Don't judge.

Bamboozled again

o rly?

This place serves food as hot as your neighbor's wife.

I appears that someone was unhappy with me recently.

"If I can do it, anybody can."

I asked my 8 ball why I should use gmail

Stephen Hawking's research concludes that memes can be ressurected

How to explain cannabis strains to non smokers

Holidays without kids

Boy oh boy

Simpsons predicts the future every time

And we haven't even touched Logic Analysers...

yeh p sure

'Bate, line, and sinker...

2017

Now back to me

Dobby didn't die. He went into Witness Protection.

Was in my twenties when my wife and I walked into this store.

empeperess

God loves doggos

Great April Fools Prank

Even if you're normal.

Look at the fancy man with a fork!

***ing Home Depot live chat

Media vs. Reality