How it feels to chew 5 dicks at once
poor doggo deserves it
Keep an eye on your kids
All part of the plan
Fakin keks
Well.. he's not wrong
Whenever my parents have computer problems
I'm terribly sorry to bother you
What the ***, China?
Fell asleep at 5PM expecting my friend to leave, I just woke up, it's 10:30
Perfect timing at its best.
Meteorologist in different countries
Loves the D
l bet it was pretty intensive
My friend found some free gumballs
Poor little guy just looks hungry
Sauce in comments ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dog-Like Reflexes
No Video Games! - My sister's 6 year old twins had different plans for when Grandma came over to babysit them.
When your evil ex-girlfriends texts you
Facebook privacy be like
12 year old girl written up by her teacher for using an Overwatch themed insult in class.
You may be in a bad neighborhood when you are afraid of someone stealing your gas station hand dryer.
Oh boii
Kickin' Jeans
Only Monty Python
My mum says it's the best place in town!
I'm going to surprise my bf tonight, I hope he says yes!
Marvelous!
Top 10 anime transformations: Nr. 1) Cory In The House
When someone ask you to hold their baby:
When your bag hates flying more than you do.
Camelflage
Looks like shes in the prime of her youth
The New Yorker has no chill
When a villain buys a car
4000 years...
May want to give those plans another look....
That's a pretty mild fetish imo
Hugeloler's when they get back from their ban.
Anytime KitKat™
Oh I see , its the zombie cat
How close i am to losing my shit.
Snek stuff
Shopping in Utah
Hello darkness my old friend
Total not OC...
"Oh shit, I think it was that way"
At Disney, daughter said "Mom take a picture of me giving Rafiki a kiss".
I'm a big fan of the office and today is my birthday party.
that awkward moment when u dindu nuffin
Cat: Woof WoOf | Believe me I am a dog.
Every time I see the sign, this is the first thing that comes to mind
Okaaaayy.
This woman insisted taking a picture with me. I'm 4'8".
Instructions clear
BANCH
Now I'm curious...
2016: I'll get productive in 2017. 2017: Refreshing fresh till katman delivers
Perhaps this guy shouldn't be driving
101 spiders
My younger brother just got married last weekend. I am now the only unmarried sibling. I think the photographer was able to capture my awkward pain.
The true meaning of friendship.
Shit fam
POP
Forever a six year old
Ma'am, I can see your tag through those pants...
My southern husband objects to the soda I bought
Title
Level one MMO characters...
Excessive noise of a sexual nature - University of Auckland
To be honest, this was not what I expected when I was told it was a swingers meeting.
Bloody Hell! The $60 Bloody Mary .
Whenever Someone Steals Your Meme
Eggstraterrestrial
Recruiting techniques
I wanted to know "how do blind people know what colors look like."
Just found the reason to get a selfie stick
This cat looks like Nicolas cage
Happy Everyone's Suddenly Irish Day
Angry Crow
mind=blown
All of a sudden I understand these cars
Magnificent :')
Better study Law.
Husband asked me to exchange our antenna for a "less judgemental one".
Stop being such a little *** Steven...
Yes she loves you
My stepbrother has no friends so my stepmother asked if I could photoshop some in to this picture for her. I don't know how to use photoshop so I used MS paint instead. She wasn't impressed.
Don't be rude to the guys paving your driveway
Well.. Uhmmm.. I presume
The French and German on this cup looks questionable...
Icicles within my brain...(COCAINE)
How Irish people travel in London.
Every family's Netflix account
How to deal with a gambling addiction
Don`t look at the Silver Lights
Ironic
Don't pick up random lizards. You just might get robbed at pinpoint.
I sprained my ankle yesterday and have to use crutches. My wife sent me this.