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...but grammar are not

With Gadget's 2nd birthday fast approaching, I figured it would be as good a time as any.

Dad's expression's are priceless.

Ordered a prop fish for my daughter's play, was greeted with this message in my work email this morning.

I would have put a few points on walking...

how to win any argument against globalists

Red Hot Dog

I think I'm witnessing a drug deal. I mean who the hell carries their pizza like that?

Dr. Stranger Things

Don't judge me steam

Von Trapp Music

Day 3: they suspect nothing

When you ask a PC Hardware Company to send nudes...

***ing Graceful as hell

Time to get back in shape. This will be the greatest cumback ever.

When they censor you

Time to rethink your brand name.

I so want this to be real

This hits home way too hard

This hilarious "lost dog" poster I found a couple years ago.

S..sure ma

My brother said his girlfriend is coming over. Placing these items on his bed should make up for the beatings I took as a kid.

Allergy Warning - Office May Contain Nuts

TEXT ON MATT'S FACE

Poor Leslie.

Han Ronaldo

Definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Succ it feminazis!

Before you marry a person…

Atlanta commuters this morning

Could be an interesting Marketing Strat

Fake news

Seconds

Kek

amirite guys

On point.

Puppy guilt trip

A helpful tip for tomorrow

This Is Bullet-Proof GLASS!

But I don't like sand

Chance the Raptor

This school system is horrible

Doggo on the web

when your mexican meme get stolen by the murican

Level 1 charisma

Bedtime as a kid

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It's a little aggressive.

Riveting stuff

>implying I have sex

Roastmeyer

I think our dogs daycare has a new pack leader

cat singing on drums set

like in 5 Seconds or kys

I wish I wouldn't have to make titles sometimes

What kind of disability is this? You had one job!

Bombastic

Hey church, that's kinda none of your beeswax.

He made sure to count all of his fries...

Somebody handed me a small case and whispered "just in case"

Such a pity that every girl I like is either in a relationship or has a good taste

Because humans are pathetic :)

Happy Meetings Day

Obi wan doesn't vaccinate also

Uncle Ben, nooooo!

One man's ceiling is another man's floor

Meanwhile in Australia, the situation grows dire.

Pretty close

Roblox Roleplay gone sexual

This classic Gary Larson Far Side comic

Anon playing 4D chess

bai

That's brilliant

Mia Khalifa's comment section

"The wizard will now install your software"

The elusive hipster gargoyle, spotted in the wild

Screw poor people, right?

I had to read this to a toddler

My 5 year old: "That farmer must really love his cows.... he put up all those fans to keep them cool."

RIP In Pieces Club Penguin

Old, but truer than ever.

When you smell weed in public...

There we have it

What I found in my classroom.

I myself prefer Stalin.

Solving domestic violence, for good.

Easy choice

Magnificent

Savage Wendy's Twitter Roasts McDonald's New Claim!

Vegans are monsters.

From the sharks perspective

Telling it like it is

Bus is here!

He could buy 2 entire popcorns for that in a cinema!

Yes I'm sure

Kek

Safe to say that I tipped him.

Isn't that illegal?

Real Batman

Each booth is an alternate reality.