Prick and Norty fans be like

windows pain

Escaping prison? Make sure the Google Car doesnt spot you.

Searching for the next iPhone makes Samsung worried about you

When our friends get used to our suicidal tendencies.

My upstairs neighbor

I always thought I'd grow up to be Belle. Turns out I'm this lady.

Kids these days just don't understand. I definitely maybe just saw a boob.

Finger Feet may be the best thing I'll purchase this week.

A London bus does an Austin Powers and gets stuck attempting a 3,000 point turn.

First time in my life i have seen a horse with a mustache.

She is going to kill Bill

weve gone full circle

I ain't afraid of no goats.

keh berga

The future is now old man

NOVOSIBIRSK

Editing a rap video

bam

Simply Majestic

ohboi

SAY NO TO MARIJONA ! ! !

Shitpost inc.

Interviewer: what's your greatest strength? Me: writing disappointing post titles

take that, stupid celebs

Street smart

I told my husband that when he gets tired his eyes turn into eye vaginas, he didn't believe me so I took a pic and rotated it

Feeding the 5000 in 2017

Chris Pratt

This sums up a lot of conversations I have with my girlfriend

anon becomes a wizard

Just in case you Vietnamese food RIGHT NOW!

My friend found this in her neighborhood today

Someone rearranged the "World Book" encyclopedia at my high school

Heard weird noises from downstairs

The fudge man came up with an option for people who asked for dairy/ sugar free fudge

My two older children were trying to lay out all of their Pokémon cards, but the youngest kept intervening, so they duct taped him to a chair.

Whoever did this gave me a heart attack

2014 was a simpler time

Nope, I most certainly will not.

MFW whitebones hasnt posted in a week

how to make good titles

stop this madness

Cancer in its purest form.

bamboozled !

You must place all trash in receptacle or it will not be picked up

first disaster - being born

And I thought my friends would do anything for me...

Lays has officially came up with a way to sell more air in their chip bags by making air filled chips. And I fell for it.

he's the reason why we won't get girlfriends

Don't worry guys, he's got this.

*** my life (or death in this case)

toasted squidballs

Did someone say bomb?

Australia = shithole country .-.

The Underfrasier

Are you sure that's why?

This is what happens when they are quiet. So true...

시작 코드 *1234*

There are two kinds of people in the world

My friend's corgi ate pumpkin seeds, pooped them out, and they started growing. Here she is sitting next to her work.

also available for hugelolers who want to choke themselves

Found this in the bathroom at the shooting range.

spicy

"Stop that shitposting, I mean it!"

Ironic

Dreams really do come true at Disney world

The one arcade game I could never beat

Even in here, Stormtrooper still misses!

Only in China would they name an eyewear company "Helen Keller".

There she is

New Pepsi Ad

When you high af and you tryna tie your shoe

Saw this in a parking lot... Couldn't help but laugh.

On my coworkers car, made my day

checkmate, disney

*clever title*

Living the dream

Gotta love those Amazon warehouse robots. Ordered bubble wrap. Came packaged in bubble wrap.

whoop

waddle on to the afterlife

Best friends for lyf

Chopsticks that are also a fork, in case you're not feeling too confident.

A fine *** indeed!

Glad they clarified what AF stands for

My 4-year-old son made a mousetrap.

Lets get real

Half price movie

Getting a job: 1970's vs. today

help needed

Halt..... YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP

He lays there so that I cannot leave without him knowing.

hehe

I'll have crippling osteoporosis, crippling depression and crippling debt

Don't mention it

title

When you did something wrong and tried to hide

Never try to test someone like that, It ends badly.

A Father-Son Moment

When crowd surfing goes wrong