Once again pizza saves the day

Wow Too much freedom!

Happy middle child day!

My trucks alignment is aligned as *** thanks to this ***in salt stone. It does wonders keeping my timing chains chakra balanced

My wife asked me to pick up some "girthy" roots at the store

I Caught A Terrorist!!!

Nothing more true has ever been said

Excuse me sir, you can't park here

Spotted at a Dunkin Donuts. Yes, it's real.

Who hurt you?

This puppy has a dickbutt

Ah, so that's why they want me to enable cookies...

Saw this on the highway today

Eminem has never won a game of rock paper scissors. Always a draw.

Priorities in check

Why americans have fought good in WW2

Plague boys

The unofficial 51st

Someone got pranked...

Just kill me now.

Ho, wait a sec I saw something interesting.

Sign at a church in Salem, MA

What If We Were More Like The Hedgehog?

My Cousin couldn't unplug the "charger"

Font Choice

Today's kids will never understand the struggle

Why cats are so weird

Ain't never gonna get a ticket again.

Basic russian selfie

smh all these wannabe christians

Chrome is better

Wait what?

What a Whopper.

My friend entered her cat in a competition, this is the picture she used.

im allways on the right side ;-;

Kendall Jenner offerd a Pepsi to Hitler.

Only in India ¯\__/¯

Sperm lottery

the game is so much better than the real thing

Relax, everything's fine

Rick and Morty. Brighton, England.

Damn pepsi fan boys

Easily my favorite Gif ever.

How to avoid having to talk to a normie

To soon?

Prick and Norty fans be like

windows pain

Escaping prison? Make sure the Google Car doesnt spot you.

Searching for the next iPhone makes Samsung worried about you

When our friends get used to our suicidal tendencies.

My upstairs neighbor

I always thought I'd grow up to be Belle. Turns out I'm this lady.

Kids these days just don't understand. I definitely maybe just saw a boob.

Finger Feet may be the best thing I'll purchase this week.

A London bus does an Austin Powers and gets stuck attempting a 3,000 point turn.

First time in my life i have seen a horse with a mustache.

She is going to kill Bill

weve gone full circle

I ain't afraid of no goats.

keh berga

The future is now old man

NOVOSIBIRSK

Editing a rap video

bam

Simply Majestic

ohboi

SAY NO TO MARIJONA ! ! !

Shitpost inc.

Interviewer: what's your greatest strength? Me: writing disappointing post titles

take that, stupid celebs

Street smart

I told my husband that when he gets tired his eyes turn into eye vaginas, he didn't believe me so I took a pic and rotated it

Feeding the 5000 in 2017

Chris Pratt

This sums up a lot of conversations I have with my girlfriend

anon becomes a wizard

Just in case you Vietnamese food RIGHT NOW!

My friend found this in her neighborhood today

Someone rearranged the "World Book" encyclopedia at my high school

Heard weird noises from downstairs

The fudge man came up with an option for people who asked for dairy/ sugar free fudge

My two older children were trying to lay out all of their Pokémon cards, but the youngest kept intervening, so they duct taped him to a chair.

Whoever did this gave me a heart attack

2014 was a simpler time

Nope, I most certainly will not.

MFW whitebones hasnt posted in a week

how to make good titles

stop this madness

Cancer in its purest form.

bamboozled !

You must place all trash in receptacle or it will not be picked up

first disaster - being born

And I thought my friends would do anything for me...

Lays has officially came up with a way to sell more air in their chip bags by making air filled chips. And I fell for it.

he's the reason why we won't get girlfriends

Don't worry guys, he's got this.

*** my life (or death in this case)

toasted squidballs

Did someone say bomb?

Australia = shithole country .-.