The hotel I work at just had a new front desk installed today by "professionals."

My roommate bought a saddle for his motorcycle on eBay. This was written on the box. Bravo ebay seller.

That was... unnecessary

Oh snappapapapa

When I tell my mom I don't plan to have kids and she sends me this.

Dont buy shoes via internet!

What happens when you overlap two English coins.

Has to be said.

why are titles a thing

My grandfathers deck only has feminine trap cards

When you finally decide to be positive

Seeing Katman posting a normie meme

sweaty face emoji

#420 #blazeit

Whitebones celebrates reaching 100 000 karma

Just to be sure

The birthday card I received from my vegetarian brother.

The Shrekposting never ends

Player uses communism... It's super effective (in theory)!

sosad pls prey

source for anime on the bottom right is Cory in the House

Snek

Work on your penmanship, kids

I never noticed the similarities...

your move top 1% kaiba!

Smeckeldorfed

This magazine columnist...

Snuck this into a paper about "sexual morality".

An old army friend of mine made the news...

Mathematical limerick

Happy 4/20

Bullying done right

Nothing is written in stone

A GSI took notes on what students do in class...

The main reason i'm a NEET

Basically me on a diet

How to get velociraptor

Undeniable Proof of the existence of Dog. Who's a good boy? Praise be his name!

The longer you look the weirder it gets...

Taco Bell knows what's up

These subtitles are really helping, thanks.

absolutely haram

One of the fifth-graders I work with made this in his science class. It wasn't even for a grade.

Seriously guys. Grow up.

Gotta admire the self-awareness here.

Amazing that it can just drop to 0 like that

Don't know if that's the right kind of protection...

Slavs got a big opening to celebrate

New Spiderman Trailer just leaked!!

Leslie Knope's brownie experience

Von

This sign seen at the bank.

BETTER KEEP COOKING

The real holiday of 4/20.

bambluezle

intensity intensely intensifies

Apparently me circa 2001 had the same fashion sense as Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

Thank God I'm not from this village!

Starbucks New Magical Drink

DONT FORGET! Happy 4/20

Pretty sure you save a lot more than that.

When you're a Totally Spies! And Jerry calls you.

Let me tell you about your "Sign"

Breaking the code

Remember to chew at least 40 teams.

webm.wmv

Just saw 2 vegans having sex in public. These people have no shame

It'll change you, man.

Caught a squirrel trying to break into a car.

One of the local police departments has a very good sense of humor.

Every 4/20

My favorite English poet

Sage words

Despair is inevitable

Make it go away pls

The best wingman you could ask for

You're so cute when you are wrong

Thanks for NOTHIN'

✞✞Y'all need Jesus✞✞

I've waited a very long time to post this juvenile image, and that time has come.

A little girl thought I was walking a baby Panda at the park today!

Best Caller ID ever ... seems legit

I always loved Phineas and Ferbs humor.

Is there a mars bar down there?

True love

Lemme smash training

That put Steve in a difficult position.

Houston Astros mascot trolls Mike Trout of the Angels.

Farm to table

getting older

Bolshevik Morpheus

DINKLEBERG

Charges tesla cannon****

People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn't have kids. I'm always like!

Was it high? Was it low? Where the hell did that one go?

Schrodinger's Sugar

That time I faceswapped with a Botero

my cat has a major case of resting *** face

Gonna be handing these out like hell. . .

Pre-Gang bang!