People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn't have kids. I'm always like!

Was it high? Was it low? Where the hell did that one go?

Schrodinger's Sugar

That time I faceswapped with a Botero

my cat has a major case of resting *** face

Gonna be handing these out like hell. . .

Pre-Gang bang!

This just needs to be seen more

Saw this at a gas station in Alabama

To be blunt, this is FAR larger of a problem than "Manspreading"

Sire bites-a-lot

Beautiful

My wife sent me this

OMG ITS BECOME SELF AWARE

This guy deserve a PhD in marketing

Wierd ass dolphin

Autistic screeching intensifies

Here's some Shrekposting

Saw this on the way home from work this morning.

My dad just got a PS4. Came back to find my dad had regressed into a child..

Structure of ass

He thought he'd make it to the end before the bridge fully opened

So my philosophy prof. just sent out an email...

Read the comments

The ancient ruin of the lost land

Types of knives

Finding Nemo's hidden message

A meme can't be dead if people still find it funny

Attaboy, Larry

relatable content

Haha...

Allow me to contribute to the shaming of a culturally dominant racial group

lol

Same

How to confuse a vegan

Mother's Day is almost here, don't forget where you came from!

ahh my boy Unregistered HyperCam 2

The college camouflage

Romantic Era 1800-1850

secret girlfriend

5 kg

King of cats....deal with it.

Too bad the only user that knows that is banned

Hi. I’d Like to Add you to My Professional Network on LinkedIn.

Step 1: Be Attractive

Dude's got a point

The worst Wendy's. . .

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Street Art in Korea is very accurate. . .

Ugly people's main Tindr pic be like —

How times have changed.

Breaking the space time continuum

Roaches gonna roach

Dancin to the beat

Toads are great at critical thinking

Savage Basketball Player

The moment you realize he wasnt high, or on ground...

Nice try, random Icelandic bar.

Weebs suck

Bought a new MacBook Pro, decided to put my decal on right away. I'm an idiot.

Hey, you wanna do some cleaning?

***ING NAILED IT

yes

My kids just set the new bar for laziness.

Living meme Joe

Lurker of 4 years

Happy 10k Karma to me... Happy 10k to me... And more shitposting for all of you!

*autistic screeching*

they're collectibles

real

Things where easier back then

ayyy we haven't had a tumblr like this in quite a while, have we?

no, no, i wanna sell dognuts

When lurkers find new juicy memes, but can't post them because they won't be lurkers anymore

Well done, Adidas...

Wait.... What??

Man, I was really looking for some Stuff instead...

How long?

I always thought they looked similar.

not a problem for hugelolers

Crazy fly

Don't be a p*ssy grandma

Alfred Hitch*** humour

Women are so hard to read...

Uneeka White

Spotted in Texas

Grown up problems are weird

What kind of hummingbird is this?

M'lady, are you possibly interested in...

All modern female celebrity fashion was inspired by System of a Down guitarist Daron Malakian back in 1998

Don't just stand there! bust a move!

Late entry in the "worst PR" contest...

I think I'm gonna stick to the fruit flavors.

When you can't skip an ad on youtube.

When your baby is born a Sith

When being cool didn't go the way you expected it to...

Overbooked

This isn't even my final form

Japanese fashion

Murica fuk yaaahhh