I don't send dick pics, I send...

Dude Looks Like the mayor from Nightmare Before Christmas

Goat Beatbox

He's gonna make you feel like you're in heaven

anon gets a culture shock

The very...wait what?

Well get ready for tomorrow!

Art du pénis

This game shop is having a sale I guess

shes just trying to make you an addition to her collection bro

Looking forward to that promotion to corpse

Never before have I seen a man so manly and simultaneously so fabulous.

I have so much to do...

Canadians are too nice

Ha-ha

The common weabboo spends its mating season in seach of anime tiddies

Politicians trying to fix the economy be like...

even simpler

How to introduce yourself

We've all seen better days...

My friend in Utah found this at a her grocery store!

Episode Columbine

"I'm sorry you have to deal with that"

rekt

My 15yo daughter thought these blueberry muffins she always buys were healthy with these square 'seeds' on them.

Spooky

To this day, scientists still haven't found the limit to human stupidity

Life in 2017...

The irony was strong with this one!

What kinda cruise am i on?

Y'all know North Korea is top Korea

Disney knows how to party

Not everyone had a greatest night...

My sister took this picture of our mother and made this gem

Never disappointed in Arizona

Learn to English

He is everywhere

When your moves are to good to let this be a Hiddenlol video

Two types of girls

I was confused as to why so many people had died recently at my local train station, then I saw this sign.

Dragonbird

*hacker voice* "im in"

This mushroom is growing in my parents' yard. My mom asked what it is and I told her that's what she gets for burying the dog in a shallow grave with his belly up...

Calvin is savage

Got lots of unfinished business to take care of

The man who broke tumblr

Plastic Bag vs. Small dog

Because no UPS man is an island...

When you're Asian and flying United Airlines

He used to buy me lollipops

No title here

"So you see troops... this area here is where we strike"

Its difficult.

shes so hot

It's about that time of year!

Who needs 7/11?

My cat is in love with my wife's Dildoll.

RIP Patriarchy

On the back of a popcorn packet.

Only an alpha

Wardrobe malfunction

it makes everything

My Bebop Taxidermy

This burger place has Ice Tea

I enjoyed this more than I should've

Dude, Your Mom Was Interesting

Only in Tennessee or Scotland...

One of my best friends gave me this as a gift for my birthday a couple of years ago. It expired February this year.

One of the best signs I've come across

Naughty Bernie

Amazon's community...

The man REALLY didn't want to sell his vehicle.

Great way to meet new friends

I love these cartoons.

Oh, I am serious. Look, this is my serious face.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Go right for toilet, straight for an adventure!

Oh, you wanted to sleep in? Did you forget what time of year it is?

Told my waitress I was feeling sick, she came back with this...

Fast And Furious - then and now.

Look guys, it exists!!!

Sickening scenes on the television of 50,000 English people chasing 10 Kenyan men through the streets of London. Theresa May is this your England

Simple as that.

Huddle

TSA proof underwear

Open Doors

Best catch during fishing

At the London Marathon

That guy is going to get arrested for 17 murders he didn’t commit

I see you are a man of

One lone survivor

When the acid kicks in

This was the happiest cat they could find...

How to tell if the formula is just right.

unexpected upvote for shitposting

I don't think the cat is enjoying the walk as much as the dogs

Alternate Me

I made a subtle sign asking for no soliciting that didn't work, so I had to edit it.

The latest in airport security.

My kids asked me to teach them some Karate. This is lesson one.