I was on the phone with my best friend when I found out Trader Joe's stopped carrying pepper jelly. Apparently he thought my reaction was a little much, I received this in the mail today.

For the hoe on the go!

Friend sent me this from an Irish hotel

Seems like yesterday.

This kid sent a letter to our store for his project

Long time no see for the berserk meme

Google asking the real questions

Scottish women...

How customers imagine cash register keyboards

Amith

Me, as a dad

Wish we could turn back time

Don't buy property next to a farm...

One is smarter than the other...

Marvel knows how to market their toys

Do you want the Matrix? Because this is how you get the Matrix

United PR team right now

Mostly every college student can relate.

There was a sale

You know you are in LA when your Lyft driver has his headshot strategically placed for you to notice

A guest dropped a pacifier in the Cypress Swamp exhibit at the Virginia Living Museum today. Someone was quick to take advantage!

Alimony paid with custom checks featuring Chance and his new wife!

A healthy community indeed

My uncle found his horse like this and proceeded to make a meme

Dads in the office.

Never forget.

When you delete ***

This man has achieved nirvana

Sigh Zips

I Am BATMAN

Questionable Childhood I had

Pay it forward!

Ikea keeping it real :)

Fast and very furious

Teacher left note.

So excited for Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Forever my favorite commercial

Top conspiracy theory of all time

Friend on Facebook sent their kid to school on picture day with the wrong shirt.

How you know when a company sells your information

Bender's Philosophy

Well... maybe one.

sHIT

How awkward! A toilet in Africa.

To be fair countries with higher income can afford sustainable polytheism

Hugh Jackman - Father of the year.

Reinvent this scenes dialogue in the comments

weird combination of signs

Neighbor had a note on their door, I had a follow up note

Comic sans

Beached whales are th best whales

I'd eat that.

Searching for 15 years to know what you knew from day 1

Hid something special underneath our floating floor for the next homeowner...

Bless the triple chin

My friend went into a Welsh convenience store and found this..

Is this a retarded bee ?

My dad is threatening to destroy this majesty cactus with a chainsaw. Please join me in the effort to stop him. #savethecoctus

Kill me. Please.

Upon arriving to help get my keys out of my car, the AAA guy locked his keys in his car and had to call AAA

Party out back

When the wrong is right

money or magical powers... tough one...

Progressiveness is killing this world.

When your friend sends you a normie meme.

never get too high

Step on my level

"let's move all anti-air guns to the political capital, what could go wrong"

IM FREAKING OUT SOMEONE ANSWER ME

USPS Tracking: 1) Package has left facility 2) We have no ***ing idea 3) Package delivered

nigga what

This is what my classmate Googled after the Statistics professor said "The homework was for your understanding, you don't have to turn it in today"

Dude in his 30s and also without child.

Prostrate Exam

Found this hidden gem while auditing a contract.

Found this while looking up my house on Google maps. Turns out my neighbors might not get along.

Never has there been a more Canadian news title

Found at my local Panda Express. Took me all my power not to burst out laughing in the middle of the lunch crowd xD

solved

First upload please no flame

Don't collect 200$

My dad's $686 million health insurance bill

Add alcohol, hilarity ensues.

Star Wars meets the religions of the world

Gotta love those baby boomers.

My mom photocopies recipes off of her iPad.

AMC memes ✌⊂(✰‿✰)つ✌

And that was the day that best friends were made.

Using Internet Explorer to download Chrome

Well, i haven't tested my airbags in a while...

I'd recomend a pepsi factory, you bourgeoisie swine

Yamahahahah, I wouldn't doubt that it actually went down like that

Thor or .....

Not A Human

Can't win with daughters.

The moment that both my phone and laptop are dead

Don't act like you know me

That waffle looks really dangerous. I think you should let us handle that for you.

Inspirational painting by budding 10y.o. artist. Yard Sale-$2

When the quiet papal funded kid screams DEUX ENOUGH!