DOnt try to be anonymous when your mom is near by
Sometimes it's hard to be mad
Symbol of Liberty and privacy
At first I thought, "Why would she bring that to a baseball game?"
Pimple-Head Ted.
First class vs economy class
Religious Wars
Behold! A new unit of measurement.
This was how we rolled
Windows firewalls
We all the same
we know ma'am you've told us 47 within the las 12 minutes
Not sure if repost. Still makes me laugh every time I see it.
How coffee works
Good morning, team! Say hello to our new..
I Guarantee That Baby..
When the game shadows are on point!
It's written in stone.
My sister has new socks.
no vaseline
ejaculate and evacuate
Reminder: April 27th is International 'Take your child to work' day!
When I think about it.......
Zero
good
Senior center painting with a twist. Bernard went rogue.
Lowcost cosplay
Me opening up to someone
Stupid game.
HUGELOL: the home of ANAL_DESTROYER
When she texts you "Go duck yourself"
One never knows when a meme will become meta and start being used by normies
How to get a job.
Now I NEED a drink
Perpetual electricity
You don't have to fight the enemy stronghold if you don't reach te enemy stronghold
n o w t h a t s a e s t h e t i c
He Pierce'd her heart
Me: Another chance wasted
Exposing Big Pharma conspiracy
I was on the phone with my best friend when I found out Trader Joe's stopped carrying pepper jelly. Apparently he thought my reaction was a little much, I received this in the mail today.
For the hoe on the go!
Friend sent me this from an Irish hotel
Seems like yesterday.
This kid sent a letter to our store for his project
Long time no see for the berserk meme
Google asking the real questions
Scottish women...
How customers imagine cash register keyboards
Amith
Me, as a dad
Wish we could turn back time
Don't buy property next to a farm...
One is smarter than the other...
Marvel knows how to market their toys
Do you want the Matrix? Because this is how you get the Matrix
United PR team right now
Mostly every college student can relate.
There was a sale
You know you are in LA when your Lyft driver has his headshot strategically placed for you to notice
A guest dropped a pacifier in the Cypress Swamp exhibit at the Virginia Living Museum today. Someone was quick to take advantage!
Alimony paid with custom checks featuring Chance and his new wife!
A healthy community indeed
My uncle found his horse like this and proceeded to make a meme
Dads in the office.
Never forget.
When you delete ***
This man has achieved nirvana
Sigh Zips
I Am BATMAN
Questionable Childhood I had
Pay it forward!
Ikea keeping it real :)
Fast and very furious
Teacher left note.
So excited for Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Forever my favorite commercial
Top conspiracy theory of all time
Friend on Facebook sent their kid to school on picture day with the wrong shirt.
How you know when a company sells your information
Bender's Philosophy
Well... maybe one.
sHIT
How awkward! A toilet in Africa.
To be fair countries with higher income can afford sustainable polytheism
Hugh Jackman - Father of the year.
Reinvent this scenes dialogue in the comments
weird combination of signs
Neighbor had a note on their door, I had a follow up note
Comic sans
Beached whales are th best whales
I'd eat that.
Searching for 15 years to know what you knew from day 1
Hid something special underneath our floating floor for the next homeowner...
Bless the triple chin
My friend went into a Welsh convenience store and found this..
Is this a retarded bee ?
My dad is threatening to destroy this majesty cactus with a chainsaw. Please join me in the effort to stop him. #savethecoctus
Kill me. Please.
Upon arriving to help get my keys out of my car, the AAA guy locked his keys in his car and had to call AAA