Apparently I'm the only one that didn't get the email.

Yea, the title ain't happening

Instant way to be sure I will never come back.

If only this happened in real life

Three words... Eight letters...

Hello there

No baka fornicate only with trapa

yum

Amy Schumer

Say...

Sometimes people look exactly how you'd expect them to look

there are only sad days

Well played, local BBQ joint.

0_0

135th times a charm

A Local Cox Cable installer contractor ordered some shirts for his employees.. Owners main language is not english..i will laugh when his guys come pick them up tomorrow...

My nose!

So inconsistent

RIP in peace

Found this on Craigslist.

The future looks dreadful

Multi directional views

Real shit

Saw this gem before my final.

When your dad has had enough of your shit.

That wasn't thought out very well...

The meal you discreetly try to throw away without offending anyone

Found this guy outside my apartment.

So sad

C A N A D A

Heaven vs. Hell in Munich

When you have your priorities straight:

***, you better not give my house away for free.

A casual search for an airplane pillow

Relatable.

Why I hate public bathrooms

Warm weather

nature is beautiful

Bend your hips and knees. Lift. Sacrifice child.

fixed it

the world shall soon take on a new shape

This quote somehow made it into our yearbook

Lil Wayne with subtitles on

Mfw jesus

My kids learn fast

Aha...

Sad

Just found this actor in IMDB

I got you dog.

HL in a nutshell

In my work building café today.

How to pick out suits.

Martini dog is not amused

Keeping the pizza safe from your dogs.

Scroll down, this is not your business

Exams are rough man

I've been waiting far too long for this

Normies can't relate

metashitpost

Just in time for Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2

Shamelessly stolen

Still the best opener

Meanwhile in New Zealand....

Why do people even live there?

When you realize crusades didn't work

Also 100% OC

The unspeakable truth

I think I'm gunna recommend this book to your Dad...

Don't let go!

Sandwich Alignment Chart

My favorite dessert recipe

The Olsen twins attended the Met Gala last night, cosplaying as the last 2 gelfling from The Dark Crystal.

Meinkraft meme

Beaten by a little girl

That's not how stores work

Please and thank you..

poetry

The perfect cure

*mature content

yes

Anime be like

mayme

title

Never forghetti

All of the above

Clamsy

Here is a great idea for those of you who have twins.

When you're sure that no one remembers

Story of my life

Hate when I do that.

yes

hey now

mr worldwide

And thus begins the colonization

:'(

Meanwhile at Planned Parenthood

undo undo undo undo

And they say white people have no culture

Parks and Rec prop dept FTW

What if we made it.. not that way