The best decision in my life

How did she get here?

Correction

You underestimate my high ground

Ironic

Letting down

Mohammed has the greatest fidget ألعاب الأطفال

This children's "learn-to-read book" got dark real fast

Look at the difference!

Megan Fox 2.0

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUNN DUNN ♫

Savage.

Was listening to Melissa Etheridge and looked up lesbian rock and this was the first thing that came up.

Just unwinding from a hard day at the office.

My child's kindergarten teacher and her husband

Me always

You work retail?

Hitch*** on television

Sales is an art.

Never open a naming contest to the public.

Get well soon.

Maurice Sendak, beloved author and illustrator, passed away five years ago today. This is one of my favorite quotes of his.

*Then

"Carol, i just dont don't understand why we hav..." "Shut up and do it Becky!"

Hahahahahahhahahaha

Was making a quick trip to cvs. Wife said , "Can you get me clear nail polish..... Don't worry, you'll see it."

These kept me alive throughout my whole life..

Google will always be there for you when you forget that persons name

My friend, who is a 5th grade teacher, received this Thank You note from student.

Do it.

When your mom makes your Halloween costume.

NAD Lyfe! ✊

DON'T DRINK IT.

The perfect recipe

I'm a Star Wars fan, and my wife a Disney fan. She had an idea to stack our novelty cups.

Which is obviously true

That's really good to know Janet

Autism simulator

Why read the title, when you could read the post

"I checked EVERYWHERE!"

The goddamn disrespect

When you're not paying attention, and the teacher calls on you

Used faceapp on my dog. Im now terrified..

I was trying to figure out what a certain kind of stones were for...

Minecraft is my new bae.

When the housing crisis becomes too real

Wait, did you say 6'4"

Expected

✌

An Emotional Stripper

You done messed up...

baguette

So cancelled a subscription today

Isn't our solar system beautiful?

Amy Schumer Steals Jokes

Library secrets

Sounds like one of us

Wen You Get To Much Sand in Your Shoes

See comments section for the truth.

It said "one size fits all" and I called bullshit... I owe cvs an apology.

First line of defense

Me after visiting 4chan for a minute

Covered

This Guy Can’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Pics

Every damn time

I hope I get taken out soon

How this design matches up.

Head phones

Monty Python Life Of Brian is still relevant today

13 reasons why I should eat more Chinese food

#mondayfeelings

Segways, crocs with socks, and pumpkin spice latte.

One of the many street easels in Portsmouth, NH

I get knocked down

probably gets mixed up a lot

Señor El Arroyo Sign; right in the feels.

Taking My Job

It only took two weeks

idk

NEVER GONNA LET IT DOWN, WILL ALWAYS RUN AWAY AND DESERT YOU!

The most prized family heirloom

That's what she said.....

Believe In Your Beauty

I feel you, Randy

dog memes that will make your day

The Marriage Question

[Happy tooting]

A normal day in Sweden

Telehubbies. My old colleague was having a BBQ with friends and his wife captured the perfect moment. Sorry Trey :)

Gotta go fast

R.I.P Canadian bathrooms

oh, sorry.

Bangs

Saw this at uni today

Relatable

My girlfriend told me I take to long in the bathroom. So this is what I came back to when I was done

Pls no ban, not real tiddies

Fresh OCs from Anakin's tears

My life

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