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Customer came into my part time job wearing this badass shirt!

Nice!

Four strange behaviors of cats: you won't believe the third one!

Spidey isn't playing around anymore

My daughter finally brought home something fridge-worthy

Honest parental car sticker.

Sexy Talk

*** plz

My very elderly father needs a walker but was afraid it would make him look "disabled," so I made a fake ad for a "sports" walker to make him happy

"Oh, your tent has a waterproof seal? Mine has 8"

shitpost

ABS

Gimme that cute face

It's evolving

This year's must have toy!

One of the many reasons I love Futurama!

Usher would be proud...

Hey are you....? Wait never mind.

Potato face swap has to be the most terrifying one yet

my experience with tinder

Wife is leaving town for the weekend on a "girls trip"

You had one job

Gaming dilemmas

Be a dandelion

A day on HDL

Real footage of a girl teleporting

Meet me in Yashed

Standing out at a job interview

h-how did you know ?

Serious!

Does this not look like Jimi Hendrix appeared to my friend on his hamburger placemat?

I was going to google screech owls but it autocorrected to suspicious owls and I was not disappointed.

What we watched today in history class.

The school's mormon girl has an interesting yearbook quote...

That's what you get for parking like an idiot!

Let them be a reminder

It took me too long to realize that this is beer in Spongebob world

Took me literally

First stop after leaving Flavortown

Shirts given at school for last day by library

Only health book you need

The writing on the bathroom wall.

Once a happy family.

We've started getting Bud Light in the UK. My local supermarket is keeping it next to the water.

No I don't speak sowwy

Top 10 anime betrayals

Lay's Lager

Gotham's favorite family man.

My brother paused "Cosmos" and Neil Degrasse Tyson look pretty gangster. "Ya'll mah***ahs are stardust and sheeeeit."

Bride Who Is A Computer Engineer Doesn’t Have Any Girlfriends, So She Invites Her Bros Instead

On my English teachers door

The name of this fishing boat

Classy Shots

Dirty laundry

Stay safe out there...

Ok lets go

My friend's American football burst and he found out that it makes a great looking turban

My favourite Bond quote.

The wooden mirror

sfdp

Holy Car

Dis is not a puppy

Memes write themselves...

Adds insult to injury

Finally! Long way to go.

Welcome to the rice fields mofos

When you're struggling to make the minimum word count.

Bless you

alcohol is gud for you

Why can't I find a girlfriend like that?

Red Formans words of wisdom

Give cyclists space.

Probably the first thing we teach the aliens too

nice recovery bro

I wish I could joke that well

Instead of Millennium Falcons or fire trucks, my 8 year old son builds Lego bars with drunk patrons.

Forest Whitaker

He wasn't ready

Bad dog

It's Dare

Best bumper sticker I've seen yet

Strong independent boy

And do geese call goose bumps people bumps?

Title

The Award Winner

Inception Cat

hl3 confirmed

The German language

ITRAVELTHEWORLDANDTHESEVENSEAS

Divorce selfie

B for Bravery

This actual photo from a home listing...

El presidente

Kakacarot

Dog svidaniya, capitalism.

Having a bad day? You feel like an idiot? Good news, there is worse, way worse

This Sign gets it

A proud accomplishment