Girlfriend said "go get a new shower curtain before my mom arrives." I think this is fair.
Count me in.
The Eye of Sauron came to Nashville
When you're high as shit and see a cop car
I work in a bar in Dublin. Stuff like this is a regular occurrence.
Perfect timing and classic dad reaction
SOME...
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you've ever worked in a restaurant....
Another great 30Rock 1/2 second joke.
This is irrefutable evidence.
Does General Kenobi wink or blink?
Dad joke.
That one friend at dinner...
Heely problems
Sexist jokes aside, I find this comparison uncanny
Good camouflage
Caught the exact moment she realized that taxes were taken out of her first paycheck.
Caught the exact moment he grasped the gravity of our current situation.
The new Australian Flag looks dope as hell
Dr. Mario coming in hot
High school seniors painted parking spots
dumb
the coolest guy on the block
My Nephew Got Away From Me At The Thrift Store Today. I Found Him Like This
Car chase in New Zealand ends because of sheep blocking the road
Informational Sign
Sums it up pretty well...
Ultimate version
Hello there
Customer came into my part time job wearing this badass shirt!
Nice!
Four strange behaviors of cats: you won't believe the third one!
Spidey isn't playing around anymore
My daughter finally brought home something fridge-worthy
Honest parental car sticker.
Sexy Talk
*** plz
My very elderly father needs a walker but was afraid it would make him look "disabled," so I made a fake ad for a "sports" walker to make him happy
"Oh, your tent has a waterproof seal? Mine has 8"
shitpost
ABS
Gimme that cute face
It's evolving
This year's must have toy!
One of the many reasons I love Futurama!
Usher would be proud...
Hey are you....? Wait never mind.
Potato face swap has to be the most terrifying one yet
my experience with tinder
Wife is leaving town for the weekend on a "girls trip"
You had one job
Gaming dilemmas
Be a dandelion
A day on HDL
Real footage of a girl teleporting
Meet me in Yashed
Standing out at a job interview
h-how did you know ?
Serious!
Does this not look like Jimi Hendrix appeared to my friend on his hamburger placemat?
I was going to google screech owls but it autocorrected to suspicious owls and I was not disappointed.
What we watched today in history class.
The school's mormon girl has an interesting yearbook quote...
That's what you get for parking like an idiot!
Let them be a reminder
It took me too long to realize that this is beer in Spongebob world
Took me literally
First stop after leaving Flavortown
Shirts given at school for last day by library
Only health book you need
The writing on the bathroom wall.
Once a happy family.
We've started getting Bud Light in the UK. My local supermarket is keeping it next to the water.
No I don't speak sowwy
Top 10 anime betrayals
Lay's Lager
Gotham's favorite family man.
My brother paused "Cosmos" and Neil Degrasse Tyson look pretty gangster. "Ya'll mah***ahs are stardust and sheeeeit."
Bride Who Is A Computer Engineer Doesn’t Have Any Girlfriends, So She Invites Her Bros Instead
On my English teachers door
The name of this fishing boat
Classy Shots
Dirty laundry
Stay safe out there...
Ok lets go
My friend's American football burst and he found out that it makes a great looking turban
My favourite Bond quote.
The wooden mirror
sfdp
Holy Car
Dis is not a puppy
Memes write themselves...
Adds insult to injury
Finally! Long way to go.
Welcome to the rice fields mofos
When you're struggling to make the minimum word count.
Bless you
alcohol is gud for you
Why can't I find a girlfriend like that?