He refuses to look at me

When your son is 11yo and from America

dickpx.jpeg

Ask him if he's a fruit or a vegetable.

When little boys figure out the endless possibilities of asking Google.

Leonardon't

My Niece has a key, now my food looks surprised to see me.

Life lesson.

Who's tha MANtis?!

Everybody hurts sometimes

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

I have no title

The single ladies section

My parents pony just got pooped on by her horse.

My son spotted the camera, tripod and assistant in the movie Gladiator, when he was yelling, "Are you not entertained?"

When all you want to do is eat your damn cheerios

How deep can autism go?

Beauty Sleep

You really nailed a grimace, Samsung.

Customers

Thanks Home Depot, but I think I got this

Essential rule to remember while sleeping

George was 500lbs

Finally installed my child's car seat!

This happened outside my buddy's workplace. The student driver sticker really brings it all together.

It had to happen sooner or later

grrrrrrrrrr

Dank

Gluten free bun $2. $3 if you're drinking a beer.

A historic moment

Rickmobile making rush hour tolerable

A side-by-side of Michael Cera and Hitler's mom

Found on a bulletin board at work.

To the Pub!

only you can prevent reposts

I didn't want to buy it but they wouldn't take NO for an answer.

Son of a ***!

The "my wife/girlfriend made me go to the mall" support group is underway.

Don't do that Frodo!

Luckiest employee ever

Ingrown nail...

HUSBAND DAY CARE CENTER

Michael Scott believes in equality

I love everything about this photo.

Take a leak for the leak

Middle Class Syndrome.......

stanley manley

The Batman is here

The Sweater Antagonist

When its cringe but good

The beginning of something wonderful

MS Paint skills on point

Doesn't Love It

Louis CK had one helluva night

Independent shopping

It just might work...

This channel is getting interesting.

Love to shoot

H U G E (not lol though its shit now)

Hate when this happens

Mom Descriptions

Notorious Data

A friend of mine sent me a picture of his new job's bathroom...

I should go to bed...

There is obviously some confusion on the subject

The hugelol special

peace out

smash

Romantic gestures.....

This is the fattest squirrel I've ever seen

Censorship Negotiations for Monty Python: The Holy Grail

I WiLl ExPoSe YoUr Fb MeMe PaGe AbOuT sTaR wArS

Good shit

Do you think he'll like sports?

penus lul

Saturday Night Hook-Up

preach

Dad joke for the ages

How I know it's been a while since I've ridden my mountain bike...

itty sprinkles.

The boss is crabby

My coworker did a thing with his cavalier to my Jeep. Thought you guys could appreciate it

kirby is for normies

#MikeMuir

wholefoods

viral = bots

you'd think there was a limit to how much you can post

D.A.R.E.

Seen in Dublin today

Shhhh... She doesn't know I'm here.

I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup.

Unexpected visit

Is That A Bird Or Rabbit on Skis?

roast me

Please Don't Let The Cat Out

banning users for more than a few days is going to kill any website

shit admins, 1 month ban is far too much

You don't have to survive high school if high school needs to survive you.

,,Scheiße"

Me, anytime a person leaves me on read