Mom Descriptions

Notorious Data

A friend of mine sent me a picture of his new job's bathroom...

I should go to bed...

There is obviously some confusion on the subject

The hugelol special

peace out

smash

Romantic gestures.....

This is the fattest squirrel I've ever seen

Censorship Negotiations for Monty Python: The Holy Grail

I WiLl ExPoSe YoUr Fb MeMe PaGe AbOuT sTaR wArS

Good shit

Do you think he'll like sports?

penus lul

Saturday Night Hook-Up

preach

Dad joke for the ages

How I know it's been a while since I've ridden my mountain bike...

itty sprinkles.

The boss is crabby

My coworker did a thing with his cavalier to my Jeep. Thought you guys could appreciate it

kirby is for normies

#MikeMuir

wholefoods

viral = bots

you'd think there was a limit to how much you can post

D.A.R.E.

Seen in Dublin today

Shhhh... She doesn't know I'm here.

I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup.

Unexpected visit

Is That A Bird Or Rabbit on Skis?

roast me

Please Don't Let The Cat Out

banning users for more than a few days is going to kill any website

shit admins, 1 month ban is far too much

You don't have to survive high school if high school needs to survive you.

,,Scheiße"

Me, anytime a person leaves me on read

Me too

I won't lie, this is definitely me when i flirt

My friend's dog looks like Doug from UP with this Snapchat filter

is there any place similar to hugelol but with better administrators?

i hate the admins

My 13 year old daughter named her phone and connected to my Bluetooth...

They didn't plan on people opening the window

You don't have to find a girlfriend if you never search for one

Best subtitles I've seen

My pet figured out why my laundry basket has 3 sections

A tit-ilating joke

Chaos

Plant logic

Ass tan anyone?

Keep scrolling kids

mommy look

Lemme Have A Piece of That Culture, Mate

Someone's got to do it

Womanhood

My brother and his fiancé just got their engagement photos back...

Girlfriend said "go get a new shower curtain before my mom arrives." I think this is fair.

Count me in.

The Eye of Sauron came to Nashville

When you're high as shit and see a cop car

I work in a bar in Dublin. Stuff like this is a regular occurrence.

Perfect timing and classic dad reaction

SOME...

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you've ever worked in a restaurant....

Another great 30Rock 1/2 second joke.

This is irrefutable evidence.

Does General Kenobi wink or blink?

Dad joke.

That one friend at dinner...

Heely problems

Sexist jokes aside, I find this comparison uncanny

Good camouflage

Caught the exact moment she realized that taxes were taken out of her first paycheck.

Caught the exact moment he grasped the gravity of our current situation.

The new Australian Flag looks dope as hell

Dr. Mario coming in hot

High school seniors painted parking spots

dumb

the coolest guy on the block

My Nephew Got Away From Me At The Thrift Store Today. I Found Him Like This

Car chase in New Zealand ends because of sheep blocking the road

Informational Sign

Sums it up pretty well...

Ultimate version

Hello there

Customer came into my part time job wearing this badass shirt!

Nice!

Four strange behaviors of cats: you won't believe the third one!

Spidey isn't playing around anymore

My daughter finally brought home something fridge-worthy

Honest parental car sticker.

Sexy Talk

*** plz

My very elderly father needs a walker but was afraid it would make him look "disabled," so I made a fake ad for a "sports" walker to make him happy

"Oh, your tent has a waterproof seal? Mine has 8"