My brother and his fiancé just got their engagement photos back...

Girlfriend said "go get a new shower curtain before my mom arrives." I think this is fair.

Count me in.

The Eye of Sauron came to Nashville

When you're high as shit and see a cop car

I work in a bar in Dublin. Stuff like this is a regular occurrence.

Perfect timing and classic dad reaction

SOME...

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you've ever worked in a restaurant....

Another great 30Rock 1/2 second joke.

This is irrefutable evidence.

Does General Kenobi wink or blink?

Dad joke.

That one friend at dinner...

Heely problems

Sexist jokes aside, I find this comparison uncanny

Good camouflage

Caught the exact moment she realized that taxes were taken out of her first paycheck.

Caught the exact moment he grasped the gravity of our current situation.

The new Australian Flag looks dope as hell

Dr. Mario coming in hot

High school seniors painted parking spots

dumb

the coolest guy on the block

My Nephew Got Away From Me At The Thrift Store Today. I Found Him Like This

Car chase in New Zealand ends because of sheep blocking the road

Informational Sign

Sums it up pretty well...

Ultimate version

Hello there

Customer came into my part time job wearing this badass shirt!

Nice!

Four strange behaviors of cats: you won't believe the third one!

Spidey isn't playing around anymore

My daughter finally brought home something fridge-worthy

Honest parental car sticker.

Sexy Talk

*** plz

My very elderly father needs a walker but was afraid it would make him look "disabled," so I made a fake ad for a "sports" walker to make him happy

"Oh, your tent has a waterproof seal? Mine has 8"

shitpost

ABS

Gimme that cute face

It's evolving

This year's must have toy!

One of the many reasons I love Futurama!

Usher would be proud...

Hey are you....? Wait never mind.

Potato face swap has to be the most terrifying one yet

my experience with tinder

Wife is leaving town for the weekend on a "girls trip"

You had one job

Gaming dilemmas

Be a dandelion

A day on HDL

Real footage of a girl teleporting

Meet me in Yashed

Standing out at a job interview

h-how did you know ?

Serious!

Does this not look like Jimi Hendrix appeared to my friend on his hamburger placemat?

I was going to google screech owls but it autocorrected to suspicious owls and I was not disappointed.

What we watched today in history class.

The school's mormon girl has an interesting yearbook quote...

That's what you get for parking like an idiot!

Let them be a reminder

It took me too long to realize that this is beer in Spongebob world

Took me literally

First stop after leaving Flavortown

Shirts given at school for last day by library

Only health book you need

The writing on the bathroom wall.

Once a happy family.

We've started getting Bud Light in the UK. My local supermarket is keeping it next to the water.

No I don't speak sowwy

Top 10 anime betrayals

Lay's Lager

Gotham's favorite family man.

My brother paused "Cosmos" and Neil Degrasse Tyson look pretty gangster. "Ya'll mah***ahs are stardust and sheeeeit."

Bride Who Is A Computer Engineer Doesn’t Have Any Girlfriends, So She Invites Her Bros Instead

On my English teachers door

The name of this fishing boat

Classy Shots

Dirty laundry

Stay safe out there...

Ok lets go

My friend's American football burst and he found out that it makes a great looking turban

My favourite Bond quote.

The wooden mirror

sfdp

Holy Car

Dis is not a puppy

Memes write themselves...

Adds insult to injury

Finally! Long way to go.

Welcome to the rice fields mofos

When you're struggling to make the minimum word count.

Bless you

alcohol is gud for you