Rubbish vegetables

You are not a cat.

*** everything and become a pirate

Perfect Amazon Q&A response

Free Kekistan (Full Sauce in comments)

Damn son.

A smart man knows his limits....

You keep playing with that danger noodle and one day it's gonna choke you to death

Unexpected Star Wars

Irish Seven Course Dinner

white people that think white people dont look the same

How trees reproduce

0-0

When ur high af and your parents try and talk to you

foken bobby

So I asked this storm trooper to aim at me for the picture

My heart bleeds for you

Soo...

Funny Zoo Sign

Coming soon in vegetable market

Whoever created the billboard is about to get fired

hiding power level

Rules are rules.

My nightly fridge raids have not gone unnoticed. I'm also only 33.

brother... the oats...

Future Spiderman

The gods have damned us

Wal-Marts Clean Bathroom Policy

The dog does a photo bomb

Revenge!

Things my teacher can do better.

Need anything else ?

Statistically 25% chances it's indian

Just noticed Michael Scott's diploma on the wall

Put an unwanted fridge out with a sign saying "FREE TO TAKE" -- Happy to report someone took the sign last night

"I want to impress other anime fans" - say no more, fam

Understandable

the school of fidget allows many spells

Old spongebob meme

The Most Powerful Sound In The World

Ive never related to something more in my life

Somebody duct taped my RAs door shut last night.

All you had to do was ask, bro

"It Wasn't My Fault!"

My mom asked me to help her go through her email to delete emails she doesnt need....

time to stop

Messenger of god

Ordered a ball bearing to make my own Fidget Spinner and it came in this box.

My girlfriend was a bit formal as a child.

It's about time movies got realistic

I've been recently in the meme graveyard

Breaking News

quicksaving

I have been waiting this my whole life

Radical Islam

I am the best fidget spinner in the world, everybody knows it, Im so good at fidget spinning...

oscilloscopes types

Angry outlet terrifies his neighbors.....

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

High School Portrait

Extremely Rare Sneakers

She bent over backwards for him

Wait, they did what?!

Just hang tight guys I know what I'm doing

Silly normies

Walked in my house and was greeted by this dog. This isn't my dog.

Revolutionary marketing

Going down

Protect yourselves and others ...

'Taco bell isn't real mexican food..'

My stepdad is partially deaf but refuses to wear hearing aids. I asked him to pick up two bags of party mix for this weekend. He came home with this

I'll See You Again

South Georgia senior pranks got parents ready to fight

Born to Pun

My razor blades

When you live in a college town like Isla Vista, stuff like this occurs on the daily

Then versus now...

What to do when you receive junk mail

Seriously, beware of this dog

Remember..... Memes, memes never change.

Whose kid is this.

To catch a criminal, you have to think like one.

New measurement for distance

What ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ Sounds Like

motivate yourself with this one secret trick

I guess they don't have the chip reader.

Mr. Steal yo phone

Took until question 9 before we realized what they were doing. Nice try kid.

I found this random bit of concrete at work?

Dave Grohl goes to confession.

My wife hired a new assistant today.

Steady slaying.

Feline bamboozle

I shall wander through this borkland

fast and the craft

Just Tales 3

Saved the planet once again

U N D E R S T A N D A B L E

Those were good times.

Make it worth while