My friend just got this. She's freaking out but she really does suck at parking

My brother glitched the matrix while grocery shopping

I'm going on an adventure!

when math goes to far.

Unfortunate sign placement

Mathmatical proof

Majestic hawk after a bath

One of my students just gave me this awesome end-of-the-year gift:

Superman isn't ***ing around.

Oh Bear

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When your mom cuts your hair and tells you how good it looks..

They're not the best donuts but

Not quite how I imagined it

Ricky did.

Onward! You glorious ***!

Naenia business!

Verne Toyer's Wikipedia page lists him as being 27 donuts tall

You know Top Secret is one of your favorites!

I will forever cherish it

Hold it Tiger...

Best fortune I've ever seen.

How do you see it?

There's been a dead roach in our server room for weeks, so I added a few plastic ones and set them up for a little poker. Let's see how long they play.

2 kind of people

Americas biggest fear!!

The Ass Family

Shitposts Daily

Thanks caller id!

Anal Girl

When you tell your parents you wanna be Batman when you grow up but then you realise what must be done

This looks like a soft spot to land

What a performance!

60% of the time it works all the time

How to make VR.

"Let's use friendly masks to comfort kids"

Every Filler Episode Ever.

This was taken in my car. My dad's phone is linked up to the car. Fml.

Seen in London today:D

Ohhhh REEEAAAAAAlllyyyyyy

Every time I watch LOTR I think of this

Searched Prime Now for fidget spinners... Amazon put me straight back in my place

Relatable.

"I won't ask you again"

what about it

For when you just don't give a duck anymore ...

When Eminem gave advice to kids on the David Letterman show.

Killing it

My friend sent me this while at the DMV. This guy got fed up with waiting so he ordered a pizza.

I'm nothing without my coffee

A local artist hand paints boat names, he does it for free if you let him name the boat. Here is one of his freebies.

Wedding photo goals

They should have seen this coming

I hope he dies from climate change tho

Who knew toilets could be so specific?

Double standards....

This cafe near me has slightly odd business hours

MFW someone says traps arent gay

For Whiterun!

Are you beach body ready?

Dumbass pulling out on wrong thing

reeeeeee

This is a hospital

gina

I need a doctor

Watching a Live Stream

Kittler

better than xanax

Good heart is all that matters

Something looks a little off..

Gisus

She's a tough broad.

Thesaurus.

These guys sit at this table every morning. The restaurant owners made this sign to claim the table for them.

Smells like POTUS spirit

We saw this while out walking

404, and nothing more.

Saw this sign at my new workplace. I think I found where I belong

This can't just be a coincidence, can it?

bad boy

Frogs taking Uber

Getting laid is hard work for guys in any species.

Let's go bois

Positively

"Sometimes I miss N... no, not even here"

100

About time!

Classic Mr. Bean

Meanwhile, away from middle earth political memes

Somebody made a financial decision here.

Is this cut with something? Why is it brown?

A modest reward.

"I want her to be a princess... no, no he has to be a farmer are you daft ? "

When you had enough...

A change up

What Kind of Turtle is This?

Maybe it's a pokemon thing?

The Greatest Lie Ever Told

This eight-year-old is going places

Pizza Time