Man casually mowing the lawn with a tornado behind him. Says he was "keeping an eye on it."

Almost captured a great father daughter picture...

Ill advised but hilarious warning sign on the hand sanitizer dispenser at work.

Stranger danger

A Redshirt and a Stormtrooper get into a fight...

Found parked on my street. I'm still thinking about it.

My mom is the best decorator

Why?

=((((((

It's fine. Daddy will do your hair...

What goes through my head every time I see this ominous thumbnail on the front page

This bathroom is for men and... trees?

My son is quite proud of this snake pun he put in this greeting card.

Trail of the Hell Beasts

Copenhagen

Tony being smooth

Meanwhile, in some dude's yard...

The shit my boyfriend does when I'm not home ...

Well this will be fun in a fire

Might not be so bad to try next.

Epic battles in movies....

Should I be concerned about the sushi place that just opened up next to the closed tropical fish store?

House in my town with sign on lawn. Guy changes it daily, this is today's.

Me trying to tan as a ginger

It has fallen

Foreign stuff

My friend is part of a war re-enactment club, I think he likes it

I pray at least once a month

My friend works for a lawn care company. She sent me this "reason why the technician would not complete the appointment"

My kind of medicine...

craking open a cold war

#DiversityIsOurStrength

What a time to be alive

When you run out of names for your cities

Laundry symbols are stupid

Ben and Jerry's just doesn't care..

Nobody Checks This Stuff

Kitty is a savage

Its flat, ***

When the internet is down for more than 2 minutes

Headache

My wife's new hand towel

Replacing 'out of order' sign at the work vending machine

old but... it should make it to the rising page...

when you can't decide if you want to tank or heal

Saitama found a worthy opponent

I'm shy around my waifu pillow

Classic Jim prank

Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up...?

The sense of accomplishment is satisfying beyond words

Thank you Marilyn

Orcs don't attack only Gondor

Identifying Bees

Always look on the bright side.

Countryside Problems...

Ladies and gentleman star lord the legendary outlaw

I bet they don't even use lube

Hmmmmmmm

Zinggggggg

When your anomaly can't be described with normal words

Those damn Elves!

title

How To Lose An Argument

//printf("fu©k all of you");

Highly recommend this book

Someones been naughty...

Hagrid knows science

Phoebe from FRIENDS

The fuzzy face of betrayal...

My friend just got this. She's freaking out but she really does suck at parking

My brother glitched the matrix while grocery shopping

I'm going on an adventure!

when math goes to far.

Unfortunate sign placement

Mathmatical proof

Majestic hawk after a bath

One of my students just gave me this awesome end-of-the-year gift:

Superman isn't ***ing around.

Oh Bear

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When your mom cuts your hair and tells you how good it looks..

They're not the best donuts but

Not quite how I imagined it

Ricky did.

Onward! You glorious ***!

Naenia business!

Verne Toyer's Wikipedia page lists him as being 27 donuts tall

You know Top Secret is one of your favorites!

I will forever cherish it

Hold it Tiger...

Best fortune I've ever seen.

How do you see it?

There's been a dead roach in our server room for weeks, so I added a few plastic ones and set them up for a little poker. Let's see how long they play.

2 kind of people

Americas biggest fear!!

The Ass Family

Shitposts Daily

Thanks caller id!

Anal Girl

When you tell your parents you wanna be Batman when you grow up but then you realise what must be done