isis new tricks

The midget giraffe

My mouse wasn't working at work, turned it over to investigate and got this sweet message :')

Sauron is our greatest ally.

inside and outside

I'm playing Minecraft

"Social Media platforms"

Master Chef

Wizard "Nose"

Windows being Windows

Uh...I'll pass.

Very tasty pizz.... oh ***

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When the trap doesn't work

Spring is here!

Make your own way

D'oh it

spicy

finakly aknowledged

Squint more to see freedom

Finally, someone we can trust to protect us.

The obvious choice

When someone serves salad

Handy flowchart for if you should eat gluten or not

This sign at a local church is... special

Meanwhile in Colorado...

Hydroelectric Power

Found at the local Holden dealer - they're a bit competitive.

Everyone

Board of peace :^)

I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed.

Microwave Popcorn

They are good icebergs Brent

My greatest fear

Perhaps

Oh shit

Help a brother out Jesus!

Living the meme

Pupular mayor elected fur the third time

She don't have a good filling

Im playing minecraft!

Man casually mowing the lawn with a tornado behind him. Says he was "keeping an eye on it."

Almost captured a great father daughter picture...

Ill advised but hilarious warning sign on the hand sanitizer dispenser at work.

Stranger danger

A Redshirt and a Stormtrooper get into a fight...

Found parked on my street. I'm still thinking about it.

My mom is the best decorator

Why?

=((((((

It's fine. Daddy will do your hair...

What goes through my head every time I see this ominous thumbnail on the front page

This bathroom is for men and... trees?

My son is quite proud of this snake pun he put in this greeting card.

Trail of the Hell Beasts

Copenhagen

Tony being smooth

Meanwhile, in some dude's yard...

The shit my boyfriend does when I'm not home ...

Well this will be fun in a fire

Might not be so bad to try next.

Epic battles in movies....

Should I be concerned about the sushi place that just opened up next to the closed tropical fish store?

House in my town with sign on lawn. Guy changes it daily, this is today's.

Me trying to tan as a ginger

It has fallen

Foreign stuff

My friend is part of a war re-enactment club, I think he likes it

I pray at least once a month

My friend works for a lawn care company. She sent me this "reason why the technician would not complete the appointment"

My kind of medicine...

craking open a cold war

#DiversityIsOurStrength

What a time to be alive

When you run out of names for your cities

Laundry symbols are stupid

Ben and Jerry's just doesn't care..

Nobody Checks This Stuff

Kitty is a savage

Its flat, ***

When the internet is down for more than 2 minutes

Headache

My wife's new hand towel

Replacing 'out of order' sign at the work vending machine

old but... it should make it to the rising page...

when you can't decide if you want to tank or heal

Saitama found a worthy opponent

I'm shy around my waifu pillow

Classic Jim prank

Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up...?

The sense of accomplishment is satisfying beyond words

Thank you Marilyn

Orcs don't attack only Gondor

Identifying Bees

Always look on the bright side.

Countryside Problems...

Ladies and gentleman star lord the legendary outlaw

I bet they don't even use lube

Hmmmmmmm

Zinggggggg