Hagrid: but Harry do you know how to fly an airplane? Harry: bruh, I can fly with a car.

ayy lmao

Bring Your Child to Work

Chapstick life cycle

Jar Jar is Bob Marley from a different universe

Unrealistic standards

Here

I get it.

I was at a buddies house, and I needed to go to the bathroom. I found this in his sink.

Chivalry isn't dead

I'll take one of each

They will give anyone a drivers license these days

Melon Collie

Dublin, Ireland :)...

OkCupid putting it's foot down.

Gracias

Most realistic one I've seen yet!

they have big fallases

What do you even do all day?

A picture's worth a thousand words

Forgot to write "Getting cancer from reposts"

Taco Emergency

"Further than any Ohioan in history." What a trophy!

Poor Nana

Everyone has their fetish

Sorry

Honest Interiew

Internship Season

Welcome to silver!

She'll teach you the right way.

Not sure if this is a rape post

Y O U R M O M

Shrek-sama

Ramabam

Swim suit that looks like the 90's cup.

Introvert level = Expert

Energy Australia was unable to read your meter

This Hoodie’s Tag Has Life Instructions and more

When you have eliminated the unfunny, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the joke.

You vs you can read that shit on your own

No drama

NASA Discovers Origin of Moon Craters

Posing With Sculpture

I look over and my wife is eating cheetos with tongs so she doesn't get her hands cheesy. She is a genius and I fell more in love with her

memes that get you banned from harvard #3

Susan misses the point

I'm glad someone finally did something

mess with the pupper you get lead for supper

Google is a straight shooter.

god spelled backwards is dog

Jack Black tries to get in shape

Ahhh... The modern day Romeo and Juliet

memes that get you banned from harvard #2

I went on a hike in Norway expecting a great view... Reality can be a real *** sometimes

That you cannot undo...

this is where I live, you guys can visit anytime

Man bun vs mullet

Deus vultus phallus

Scheming ***s

My favorite pear of socks

memes that get you banned from harvard #4

Feels bad man...

Valuable life advice

Coming soon to a theater near you

this show is terrible

This girl's senior quote from the school my sister teaches at

Every American thinks of this....

This app description is amusing.

Intelligent design

All hail Ser Roy Larner of House Millwall, First of His Name, the Lion of London Bridge, the Fearless, and Puncher of Terrorists

The most important labels in a hospital.

My 2D puppy

Graduating after six years of tiring residency

Did you hear about the iMac Pro?

Ruthless Parking Attendant....don't mess with him!

old in an instant...

Father's pride knows no bound :)

Hooman, what the ***

There's something odd about the guy on my pizza box

This Is The Worst Kind of Discrimination, The Kind Against Me.

Am i too late?

13 Reasons Why deleted scene

I changed my coworker's email alert sound and shut off the desktop pop up. He doesn't know what's happening.

accidents happen

Mom: "Have you got something nice to wear on your date tonight?" Me: "Mom, I'm grown, I know what I'm doing"

All dogs that cant fit in a bag are banned from the NY subway

This chair be like, "damn girl, come sit your fine ass over here"

Say my name

Yeah, I know... I am a good boy!

This is all just a MOOt point. (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

Mistur Wordu-waidu des

***Acola

I've never been more disappointed in an event.

No wonder this priest is so popular with the youth

>when you dont want to say hello to some normies so you spend the rest of your life faking blindness

Oh. right. up it is.

Mr Worldwide

John Mulaney

Crack > cold one

the memes did me in