How To Handle Drug Dealing Neighbors

I love Patrick Stewart on American Dad.

TIL my son has the power to transform into a chubby middle-aged wiseguy

The guy who came up with this deserves a raise

Why You Drink

Just got the best wedding RSVP ever...

Ryan Gosling noticing the paparazzi

You can always count on the kindness of strangers...

Every couple weeks, the water-level decides whether they get the dijon or cheap dog food.

Chicks loving Coffee! cuteness overloaded

Get some perspective

Be respectful to short people

A Practical Solution

Make yourself scarce

Maybe they haven't seen the movie yet..

Yo it's legal in Japan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stumbled across a true poet in my hometown the other day.

Adapting.

In Case of Terrorist Attack

There are 3 types of men

When you get drunk enough to finally start believing in yourself

Disney rejected my storyboard...

Low Miles?

I love you daddy <3

understandable

MS Paint Skills

Sirs Patrick McKellan & Ian Stewart

Holding babies

shit

That's kinda understandable I guess.

To Infiniti!

Am I right ladies ?

Time well invested

Quantum Futurama

No hope for England Team

How we heat up burritos for lunch in Arizona

I fall short on this type of humor

dropin that capitalism hard

hope he cheers up soon

Back from a long trip guys, but I'm here to shistpost now!

Relatable

I'm sorry, the what?

Just like the simulations

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A: Could you give us a demonstration? B: I just did

Can you smell what the Wok is cooking?

Today I'm feeling

I see a guy smoking on his back with a hard on!

"Hey have you seen the cat? I want to play!"

They just signed the lease at the new office and sent around the CAD layout of the build...I did a few upgrades for my desk.

A very regrettable corporate tie-in

Selfie vs. someone taking a pic of you

These guys photobombing a couples photo shoot

Senior footballer

A funny sign I saw at my local diner

When i saw this photo, i felt happy and couldn't stop smilling. Life has much happy.

Children's programming

One of the lesser known beauty pageant awards...

Who wore it better ?

Choose life

What a Slutty Crisp

I'm walking on sunshine

I love you son.

Hammers

A universal truth

I'd love to chat,but I moustache...

Spirit animal

When you see reviews for the new Mummy.

Can't wait for the next major tragedy!

Profits are a hell of a drug!

What did you get for number 7?

Unrekt

I haven't been out for 7 weeks.

Hagrid: but Harry do you know how to fly an airplane? Harry: bruh, I can fly with a car.

ayy lmao

Bring Your Child to Work

Chapstick life cycle

Jar Jar is Bob Marley from a different universe

Unrealistic standards

Here

I get it.

I was at a buddies house, and I needed to go to the bathroom. I found this in his sink.

Chivalry isn't dead

I'll take one of each

They will give anyone a drivers license these days

Melon Collie

Dublin, Ireland :)...

OkCupid putting it's foot down.

Gracias

Most realistic one I've seen yet!

they have big fallases

What do you even do all day?

A picture's worth a thousand words

Forgot to write "Getting cancer from reposts"

Taco Emergency

"Further than any Ohioan in history." What a trophy!

Poor Nana

Everyone has their fetish

Sorry

Honest Interiew