Projectile Vomit on the Ole Man...the younger version of my dad would've tossed the dog out the window...the now Yoda version of my father said "well, at least my balls are warm now"

WRONG LEEEVEERRRR

No no no, Mister Peter no here

This meme still a thing?

The world's most useless fork ever

A strong review...

Deep "Macarena" analysis

Russian R2D2

when the text above the image is already a suitable caption so you're now stumped for a title

Foxes...

Best Store Name Ever!

Just an FYI about man buns.

Don't test me

I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... oh ***

>Dignity

True artists are never appreciated during their time.

New Stuff...

Yea China put on your damn safety glasses

Could not have been a more appropriate title

Jump on, I'll explain later

RAZZ B

My absolute favorite of the Pineapple Dad series...

imho.

Finally, some clear instructions!

For the Love of God, Why?

I just wann to test something..

If i can't see you, You can't see me

When a girl gets hit in the chest

You can't run from your shadows

Admit it, we're lost.

Hello there

Pop Pop Pop

Spark meg I hue så blir jeg glad

Just telling it like it is.

Sh11tp0sts

This is what an artillery silencer look like

sp00ky enough 4 me

Turning the tables on pharmaceutical commercials

;-;

Handy

This was at the restroom of my local ice cream ream shop

w h o m

SHUT YOUR *** MOUTH

Googly eyes DO make everything better!!

woaha

Aftermath of eating Taco Bell and not making it to the bathroom in time.

Everything in its right place

I found my super power.

Thanks for sharing Janet

She wanted to be the wolf

Return me home! Otherwise I'll break your finger...

There was a tarp in the bed of my father's truck that filled with rainwater and grew a scrotum.

Rare photo of Kanye West smiling.

Good deeds go a long way

The perfect name

Lucky Helmet....

This is mine now

Kony 2012

Nice Kicks bro!

Accurate

Too much minecraft...

dont look down on others

I... I don't know

Seems like a chill place

Two Dutch guys stuck in money transport truck in the sun having to be cooled by the fire department until someone who can open it arrives

I...can't

Years of gaming has prepared me for this moment..

Progressive culture

Sonic, help us! ;-;

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Pineapple DAD

Pleeeeassseee.

Nice coat

Their going to make you learn grammar to use you're internet

Someone's in trouble.

And the law won

How to prepare yourself for the day after Mexican dinner.

Jeg vil ha narco

"No Carl!"

"Nobody can do the wave better than me. Honestly! There's nobody."

This adds up on a spiritual level

Looks like I found your mom's parking spot.

On a Scale of 1 to 10, how much third world is your country?

WE NEED TO GO D͟͝E҉҉EP̢E̷̛R̛

Me so far in 2017

Bird's nest in a tree

A friend was asked to petsit

relatable content #14329

Can't dispute the importance of a good font

The grans will protect

Relatable

You tell em Max

Guardian of the Orchard.

My friend's daughter just flew by herself for the first time. This was how he greeted her at the airport.

Friendly reminder

indeed

we all have been doing it wrong...

Wife just sent me this. Not sure if it's breaking any rules. Probably is. I read them and just cannot tell.

That's pretty metal indeed

That's a low blow

My aunt's Chihuahua stares at you like this while you eat.