Im cool *palms are sweatty*
Feels like there's a story here...
Okey dokey
How rest of the world think Americans go to sleep.
Was watching Fox News, and noticed something amazing...
Would it be a shame?
I was born in the wrong age
Kinda normal post
Z I M B A B W E
I love it.
Blockade
Freaking
A trick
I am not creative with titles
My new toothbrush
I moved to the area almost fifteen years ago and have been waiting for this moment ever since.
Just bought this new mouse pad.
The ending to this note on the little library in my neighborhood definitely takes a turn
Sgt Schultz's legacy lives on
Butt Nuggets For Sale
3 dimensions vs One dimension lower
Let us remember the wildest epidemic of the early 2000's
Brew am I to disagree?
Only 2 things are guaranteed in this world; death and taxes.
So much excitement at the courthouse for our wedding license!
Found this interesting birthday card
I have mastered being Italian
And God said "Let There Be Savings"
These gender reveals are getting out of control
When you wanted a son...
Remember the guy who was cutting his lawn during the tornado? Well he had his own float in the local parade!
Shitposting
it really is
My nephews call my mom "MeMe".. she doesn't understand why people keep commenting on her vanity plates
For $12 Walmart will put any picture you want on a commemorative plate.
Wish that was me
If just an imbecile had not put in the adds..
Ma brotha
Magick. Magick never changes.
Leaving room for the Holy Spirit when you dance.
Bury RSPCA did not think this sign through
Gamestop - the original troll
Facebook Emergency
Welcome to San Francisco!
not so fast
That's all folks
It's an older meme, but I hope it still check's out
Tested this: works well
That time a guy wore a Porn Hub tank top to our first date.
CNN too
Cheesus
Nick Offerman dropping think bombs
Disquieted
Short story
This looks like a fun for me
Good night sweet prince
Ayyy
Chexkmate, Flat-Earthers!
He set up a maternity shoot for his little lady
"Choose" your own adventure
Shitterino incominerino
Only in Thailand....
Edgy posts
Marketing at its finest
These companies test on animals!
How times have changed....
Then they start roasting you ;_;
Know the madman
Girl: Deeper! Boy:
Da real G
Thank me later
Ikea
Hugelol
Dabbing back in my day
The Simpsons was ahead of its time on transgender issues
I want my depression served in HD
When Jesus look at me and my life choices.
Coke Cola teaching us dummies math!
My friend parked like a d-bag. The neighbor kids left him a message.
Good to see Mitch Hedberg getting props at our local grocery store.
But can I rub them?
My Friend's coffee mug holds a donut.
Another whiskey barkeep
How to annoy animal rights protestors.
Whenever I get stoned and end up buying something on Amazon, I mark it as a gift and send myself a note.
This pacifier
Have you even seen The Shining, Netflix?
He's just so adorable<3<3
Gotta love the names they come up with for fireworks.
Here's a fun riddle for you.
Ive seen alot of things in my life but.....
Just this sign at the ferry terminal
So is Nutella telling me to change my breakfast from healthy to fat?
Not wearing a bra.
Exactly what went though my mind when I saw it
Trying to stay cool in Phoenix
Its hard being smart.
If anime characters knew who their fans were.
Progress.
My sister got tipsy last night and fell into the wall