Always smell nice
I was trying to buy life insurance but pretty sure I got a death threat instead...
Grown in West Philadelphia
Googled "pet pig" wasn't disappointed
...
can you feel it now mr krabs?
Semi-homo
Thank you, Inspirational Parking Meter. But alas, it must still come from within.
This guy has the hidden talent
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I became this meme
My son took a nap on his Daddy and woke up a Super Villain.
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has changed quite a bit
That's Relaxing.
bread
Ain't nothing gonna smash this mouth
Someone keeps doing this.
Facebook just got real.
Strut
Given out at a wedding I attended
Sleeping co-worker
He perfec
Finally good news for vegetarians
At my house we use snorlax as a baby gate. Let’s just hope the baby never finds the Pokéflute
Oh man, I used to have those as a kid
Toddposting
Say bye to my friends vs say bye to my best friends
Overspending...
Still don't know who did it
That is some tight security.
Literal shitpost
That Ain't A Dab!
Neapolitan.
Anyway here's Keanu Reeves running off with a camera he just stole from the paparazzi.
Baby ships nursing in the wild
Worst. Action figure. Ever.
All spaghetti, no regretti
When you go to your black friend's halloween party
esham
No return from this
This keeps me up at night
My daughter handed this ring to me today and said, "Take this with you to work so you can look at it all day and remember how much I love...flowers."
Only 10% of what we build falls down.
Raaw
Abracadabdra
Felt bad for my dogs after installing a solid fence...
Just shoot him
My teenage brother recently moved into the basement, which is where we do our laundry. i found this by the stairs today
When you break up with Lauren
Younglings can't come with me
Funny Things My Kid With Autism Says
Looking good
I still am clueless who it came from
"Please Elaborate"
Bagel Seeds
The difference will shock you!
Puppy was so excited by McDonald's Delivery he couldn't keep his eyes off both bags.
Who
Proud parents
Net neutrality
Party hard, Fred.
My pitbull always thought he was the biggest dog at the dog park.
A good mother.
Is the wasp nest part of the experience?
Megan
What a sad day
History on wheels...indeed!
Instagram witness protection
Went to look up my high school song...
What's windows thinking about?
Start with the fewer species
So nice
Someone took an ad out in my local newspaper to apologize to someone who "beeped" at him
We need more supporters!
Lookth good to me!
This guy keeps ringing my doorbell!
If you can lift an apple, is that really an apple?
Antiquity problems
How the rest of the world sees the USA
I stared at these bathroom doors for 5 min before walking into the wrong one
if someone cries, help them out.
Post
My 10-year-old daughter was drawing a picture of an old lady, and accidentally drew Jeremy Clarkson instead.
he's called professor oak for a reason
The license plate on this tesla.
London Underground. Winning.
Purely coincidental
I'm ready honey!
gfj
Sheev
This is a legit tourist magazine in Prague
Hold on... is that Prison Mike?
Perfect time, perfect view
The new milk my mom bought tastes funny...
Where else?
My husband was bored at work
Get in loser, we're goin' paintballing.
Conference call bingo, anyone?
This sign actually boosted my confidence while eating. 9/10
Free autismo