her: hey babe can we go out tonight!?

Darth Vader taking care of the local police force

This book at a bagel place in Portland, OR.

is it true!?

I always keep one of these bad boys in my wallet... just in case ;)

Survived the kids' slumber party.

Perfect timing and angle

Back to school liquor specials for Memphis teachers.

I'm free from this prison, time to shitpost

When you're the only one who pulls your weight in a group project

Start education early

Round 2 dingdingding

Got married on Friday and my 11 year old niece left me GREAT advice!

Good, Bad, Indifferent

Their pain will last an eternity.

GoT is better

The loudest noise of your childhood!

The 'Funny Pages' can be alright sometimes.

Y'all need to calm tf down ... we safe over here

I got in before the panda ban!

vuvu Venezuela

Did Evan know exactly what this entailed?

Crash Suey

England is my Color

You had one job, Dr. Pepper marketing team

Four Unique Advantages of Breast Milk

Darn it, Alfred!

Mr Worldwide

I don't think I like Nutella anymore...

Auditions for a new Wonder Woman are clearly not going as hoped.

I tried to surprise my husband, but the dew turned it into some kind of psychedelic slasher movie logo. Happy anniversary?

CGI is expensive

What is this cat thinking

how can you say no to him

This happened unexpectedly to my dad's friend in Idaho circa 1980 while he was leaning into his car to get something

I'll have one of those

The Abstract-O-Meter

Your mom is drying her underwear again

Found this on a pub wall in Bristol.

This fat cat has an upvote on it's stomach

F**k Jackless phones!

legendary dragon slayer

Katman IRL

What the hell have you been shooting, Hans?

Understanding men

Swiss Army Knife Review.

Every episode of COPS ever.

The subtle sexism on this door.

Is this really the best name for a shop in the airport?

Facts

When Corporations try to use memes in their social media marketing

Sometimes when I cut up watermelons I like to cut them into giant rubies and run through the house like I’m Indiana Jones.

Why women can never understand what a man is thinking about while on idle mode.

JOIN THE WAR, EVERY POST COUNTS!

thats one big kerfuffle

Old friend

boneless

People in the horror movies are like.............

no Optimus for Trumps Military

Put it back in!

When you are the last person picked...

My immature great-grandpa and my disapproving great-grandma

smooth like my pick up lines

Never related to something so much in my life!

This Egyptian clothing store is very fashy...

What Is This Cat Doing?

Opportunity

The Maui

Dog runs away from home to go swimming. He regrets nothing.

What happens when you book your wedding in the same venue as a fetish convention

Now that's science!

Spent the afternoon installing these. My wife, ladies and gentlemen.

Motivational

&& that's why you hear me scratching, digging, & slinging my litter rocks all over your floor for 15 mins after pooping

Saw this on the freeway and loled.

I've waited 4 years for this

This kid's minimalistic Lego creation.

Dat advertising

Eye of the tiger.

There’s always that one friend....

My husband and I will randomly send this picture of our dog to cheer each other up. It has never failed.

Found the book my wife must've studied

Speech 1

I googled "Cheese Fish" and was not disappointed.

Respec

Milhouse

There's a 99% chance this place is infested with vampires

The best hot sauce name I've ever seen.

Sheetz is slut shaming me

Whitebones defeating windows while windows was banned

I know you...

Hidden messages...

Tinder Genders

myob

On The Caninth Day

Such a good Simpsons moment

I left my hardcore biker friend some hash last weekend. He hasn't gotten high since the 60s. Here's the pic he sent me

Speech Therapy

In 90 days, I marry my best friend. This is my favourite picture of us.

The new Special forces unit