When European sees uncolonized land

Big, black, and you can sit on it.

Hans is always prepared

Reminds me of Requiem for a Dream

Served with a side of Grandpa's famous fromunda cheese

Went to lunch today and this was in the doorway.

What the hell is going on here...

Release date august the 6th

"NO WE WON'T"

Collar tag WIN

The bravest man in the airport

Introducing the new Nintendo Swiss.

They had so little time to react. RIP.

Mr. Crab's first dollar

Just aCoincidence? I think not!

My friend recently acquired a "gently used" office desk

Got cut off today, wasn't even mad.

Didn't see you there

I heard you hate communists

My online physics homework knows me too well

It's getting real now...

My friends kid looks like Garth.

Damn mexicans

Someone at work has her kids coming in to visit. She drew this so I would know what they look like when they got here...

Found your mom's ethernet port

Why is this a stock photo?

Ha Yee

Cage me again mother***er

Centipedes

ESRB Video Game rating system

Multitasking....

There are no original ideas anymore.

Little League in a nutshell

Internal message

This hangs in the paint department of my local hardware

Every high school seating chart

The view is pretty nice from here.

So sad

So I found this at my parents house last night?

I'm the guy from your math books who has a ton of pizzas in their car

Artificial Intelligence

Assailant..."slipped and fell"

guilt

I'm convinced there's a conspiracy going on here.

It fits

Our maintenance guy definitely watched Tom and Jerry as a kid

When plastic bags attack

Working at the White House right now

Only true gamers can relate

white children feel more comfortable with guns

I ❤️ DP? Pssh, anyone recall 7up doing something like this more than a decade ago?

I guess things are getting competitive at work

Not sure if I should be concerned or Texas.

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Signs

Imma crash this website

Baby Announcement.

When two wrongs make a right

M'am, good news is--we found your daughter. Bad news is, the bidding is up to $20K

I too hope to achieve Nic Cage levels of coolness one day

"On what level of crazy liberalism are you on", "Like 5 or 6", "you are like a baby, watch this"

They should make a movie

The Pussy Deflector Mk. I

Furious mother, you're doing amazing sweetie

4 Opening day of zucchini season! Nice to see a traditionalist still using a zucchini cat.

Taken with my cellphone of course

cheeky

I get the hint...

Whoever made this billboard is my kind of person

not even final form

Just being honest...

512gb SanDisk SD card

Wow great job Amazon. You really did it.

A woody is a woody

Follow your dreams

sad woah

In the eyes of a 12-year-old COD gamer...

When protestors come out but you still rep your restaurant

Siri is certified in understanding drunk math questions.

Cat suffers for horrible case of Chickenpox ..

War never changes

When your friend orders you a vitamin to feel better.

I always miss them, but do they ever miss me?

Follow your dreams

Hey, they lowered the speed limit

Check this out

I'll be gone In a day or two

Life happens...1993 vs. 2017

People in Ohio can't stand the place anyway

A postcard from my brother.

My favorite mistake

her: hey babe can we go out tonight!?

Darth Vader taking care of the local police force

This book at a bagel place in Portland, OR.

is it true!?

I always keep one of these bad boys in my wallet... just in case ;)

Survived the kids' slumber party.

Perfect timing and angle

Back to school liquor specials for Memphis teachers.

I'm free from this prison, time to shitpost